Friday - misuus off for her hen do weekend so I will stay in and gamble and enjoy a kings size bed to myself
Saturday - Mates birthday, making him watch footy round at mine, he won't go to st mary's, telly will have to do then out for beers
Sunday - if any money left I will gamble all day and again enjoy my bed.
Monday - return of the maggot, I might cunnilgusize her.