Cascadia Saint

Would be okay with Marsch. His style of play + the best members of our squad could be so much better to watch than Jonesball.

But does it have front feet?

I hadn’t, woke up late. Where are dcc and Bella ketchup???

Yeah, it’s amazing how much strength in depth you suddenly get when you add randoms in the position as starters.

I’ve seen that not given plenty, but yep, a pointless one to concede from him.

How was that a yellow for jwp? Absolutely pointless card.

Nathan Jones’ Baaaaaaaaa-my Army…

We’re gonna rack up some free kicks now and hopefully another double yellow.

Yes!!! Lemina off!!!

Did you see the way that ball escaped from Alcaraz? lovely hit. we’re gonna win this 9-0.

Goaaaaaal!!!!

We don’t look terrible to be fair.

Sulemana was the fastest player at the World Cup apparently.

Anyone got the aggressive front feet stats?

Utter nonsense. Fuck that destroyer of clubs.

Absolutely. A Moneyball of Incompetents. Either that or a Metric of Muppets.

A mother forgets to buy a dog because she’s too busy masturbating fake frazzles, and a half dead meerkat wanders into the living room and starts barking and foaming at the mouth. The kids are split about whether it’s a dog or not and have a mass brawl. The mum invites some friends over the next day to chat about wanking off fake frazzles, the meerkat is not invited.

Great. Now I am terrified we will win on Saturday.

Sometimes the sheep on the edge of the cliff has to just give up and fall off / get relegated just to stop getting fucked.

24 fucking seconds after kicking off from the first goal. IMG_4429.MOV

Curse of the commentator… And us being shit, obviously. IMG_4428.MOV

They are 3 players short of buying 3 different XI's there... Insanity.

Like 10,000 wingers when all you need is a keeper.

He looks like exactly what we need to be honest.

They’ll be the Latvian Dixon & Speedie.