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We’re going to get cut apart by the more mobile teams. Look a bit Stokeish Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Tonsilitis. It’s the new ‘sold’ Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

'Sorry, Messi, you will never make it. Too small'

We don't seem to have many goals in this squad. This needs rectifying pretty darned quick.

I can't see where the goals are going to come from, but can see where they might go in. This is not good for a football team.

We're still a bit thin in the 'can score a goal' department... They know we need to do that, right? Or does the Pellegrino legacy remain? ;-)

As a guard at Buckingham?

Spot on. Can't we pay him off and let him do the kit or something? Mind you, he'd probably drop that too.

Rob Green going to Chelsea (at 38!), so should think the Forster rumour could be put to bed. Even they must have baulked at the price.

i thought it was of himself, so he could get his hair *just* right

We shouldn't underestimate the draw of London and a decent manager

Have always said he’d be off. Still think so. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

For this deal alone Les (presumably) should have been asked to have fallen on his sword

Scoring goals will be our problem again. Defence will tighten up after a while. We'll finish 14th or 15th. Nothing special. Hughes will just about last the season. Not sure about Gao. Liverpool will be much better this time round. Arsenal will have early teething troubles but come back strongly. New Chelsea manager will do well, but Hazard will leave for Real Madrid Spurs will be annoyingly good, but Poch might have his head turned by Spain Bournemouth will struggle Everton won't quite gel enough to trouble the top 6 at the end of the season, but Silva will do ok Man City will be pretty brilliant again, and win the league again Utd will lose patience with Mourinho Bale might return to the PL

Christ. Still thinking about Ings. Ludicrous. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Christ I hope not. Think it will be Boufal away. Square peg, round hole. Also, horrible attitude

the only time we did this as far as i can remember was with VVD. and look how that turned out (okay, okay, record fee etc etc, but hey, a lot of disruption)

They have just cancelled my order even though i was one of the first off the mark on this. Absolutely disgusted.

Knew it Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Poor Celtic. They must REALLY hate us now.

I still think he's not going to be with us at the start of the season. Just didn't look like he thought he was our standard to me. Bit billy big boots. Hope I'm wrong and he stays and becomes one of our stars, but suspect all this transfer news is predicated on another big player leaving and fee coming in. Him or Bertrand.

A bit on Nixon's reputation: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2004/sep/03/theindependent.pressandpublishing

This is a very progressive move. Well done Saints. PS my 9 year old daughter is pretty nifty...

Lucky escape. Nowhere near good enough Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

That's very shoddy indeed. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk