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It says someone’s seen us play Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Decent. Where? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Ps Lemina had a good first half, but Charlie Austin looked pretty hopeless Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Burnley signing Gibson and 5-1 to beat us next Sunday. Just sayin Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It’s alright though because Vestergaard is ‘big’, which is what a lot of the board seemed to care about. We will have one fo the most immobile back lines in the league that will be cut to ribbons many times. Very worrying performance by all today, and even the keeper seems to have lost it Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

What are relegation odds? May be worth another flutter. Dread to think what mobile attacks will do against our oil tankers at the back Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

0-3. Utter gash Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

On this evidence bottom of league after three Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Straight through Mccarthy from range. Forster teaching him? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It’s not good enough just to be tall Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ground about two thirds full. Lemina playing well. Fairly toothless up front. Will be long season Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

We’re going to get cut apart by the more mobile teams. Look a bit Stokeish Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Tonsilitis. It’s the new ‘sold’ Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

'Sorry, Messi, you will never make it. Too small'

We don't seem to have many goals in this squad. This needs rectifying pretty darned quick.

I can't see where the goals are going to come from, but can see where they might go in. This is not good for a football team.

We're still a bit thin in the 'can score a goal' department... They know we need to do that, right? Or does the Pellegrino legacy remain? ;-)

As a guard at Buckingham?

Spot on. Can't we pay him off and let him do the kit or something? Mind you, he'd probably drop that too.

Rob Green going to Chelsea (at 38!), so should think the Forster rumour could be put to bed. Even they must have baulked at the price.

i thought it was of himself, so he could get his hair *just* right

We shouldn't underestimate the draw of London and a decent manager

Have always said he’d be off. Still think so. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

For this deal alone Les (presumably) should have been asked to have fallen on his sword

Scoring goals will be our problem again. Defence will tighten up after a while. We'll finish 14th or 15th. Nothing special. Hughes will just about last the season. Not sure about Gao. Liverpool will be much better this time round. Arsenal will have early teething troubles but come back strongly. New Chelsea manager will do well, but Hazard will leave for Real Madrid Spurs will be annoyingly good, but Poch might have his head turned by Spain Bournemouth will struggle Everton won't quite gel enough to trouble the top 6 at the end of the season, but Silva will do ok Man City will be pretty brilliant again, and win the league again Utd will lose patience with Mourinho Bale might return to the PL