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Horrible feeling Swansea are gonna beat Chelsea Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

We won because I studiously ignored all scores until just now. Never fails Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Second from bottom now Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Lemina plays again. Must have been some contract, that one Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Thanks Liverpool. Thanks a bunch Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Our players prefer doing that stupid half-hearted clap to the fans than actually trying during games. It's become a trope we can't get out of. If they had think bubbles coming out of their heads they would be a mixture of them saying 'look at those suckers', pictures of a beach and their next club's functions. Oh, and a Lambo to drive over the fans with. We'll only win if I do my avoiding tactic so will be off playing cricket when we're playing. You can thank me later

He's one of the very few people at the club with any integrity whatsoever. Not worthy of dissing, to be honest

Liverpool agent of the year - Les Reed

Walcott. You just know he will score against us, after all that shennigans with the transfer and choosing Everton at the last minute. Consigning us to Championship, scoring and then 'not celebrating' (Big effing deal). Free money from the bookies

Fair enough. Gash, yes, but nothing more than a whinger perhaps

I don't think we are going to make top 10. We'd need more than 6 points from each of the games we have left. #hilarious

Why the F did he play Lemina then against Chelsea? And then keep him on? I reckon Redmond is probably a wind-up merchant behind the scenes too. Tadic? Has the look of a billy big balls as well. Sick of the lot of them. No team in the Premier tries less. In fact, I can't even call this rabble a team as they clearly aren't.

Another one to file under 'despicable human being'. No manager can work with these kinds of people. I.e spoilt brats who don't care Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

He was a total disgrace yesterday. Blatant lack of effort Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

something tells me Jokanovic might not want to swap the premier for the Championship, but stranger things have happened

If we're relegated and have a clear out, playing a mix of youth and experience (the right ones), and if Hughes didn't fancy it, we could probably consider it.

Fire sale is on

Do you fancy one last project, Arsene?

I saw a kid with 'Lemina' on his shirt yesterday and wondered if it will be the first one in history to be taken off before it sets. What a despicable human being that bloke is

I had a nice time too, but felt a bit sorry for my daughter, who after watching them six times has still not seen a win. I hated Chelsea for their cynicism, but wonder if there is a single team in the Premier with less spirit and fight than us. Clue: there isn't. That's what really hurts. Watching Lemina skulking round, not getting stuck in. Watching Shane Long and his 50p feet. Watching the tedious horizontal passing with nobody brave enough to actually run at the OPPO. Seeing a Saints team not playing as a team for an entire season. Watching us kick the ball straight out of play in the very first move, setting the tone. Watching the ref clearly bias to the big club (investigation to reveal the Abramovich payoffs ten years hence). And watching our inexorable slide like the slow death of a good friend. Yes, some of us will always support them no matter what. And yes, some of us feel that as a long, thudding pain. But that doesn't mean we want anything but the best, to compete at the highest level. To just shrug and accept it as our place is just wrong. Sorry. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

How on earth did he get picked? And how did he stay on, on a yellow? Contractual? Shop window? Liverpool insisted he gets match practice? I'd love to tell him what I think of him Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Without systemic change, doing a Sunderland feels a possibility Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Just relegation to look forward to now Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hey saints. At least make it look like you give a toss Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Clueless manager now too. Must be catching Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk