DT

stop letting facts get in the way of our conspiracies please

Basically yes. Turn of phrase guys. Of course not impossible. Just very hard with their support and current form. Can be done though obvs, esp with God on our side…

Carabao Cup is run by EFL, not FA. But yeah, always suspect those ‘hot balls’ are in play. Big clubs never seem to play each other. Extending the conspiracy theory perhaps someone wanted a Man Utd v Man City final…

Second leg at theirs will be impossible

I think that is the worst possible draw

Yes. Encouraging interview, that. He appears to have won them round.

Spot on

Heh!

So good. Lyanco my pick. Effort and spirit. Brilliant.

Djenepo man of the match made me laugh quite a lot

3 minutes, boys. 3 minutes. Boil an egg.

How on earth have we not played him before? Get in the corner, lads!

Seriously, what stoppages have there been? Ridiculous.

He’ll be apoplectic. 6 minutes of ET from somewhere. God knows where.

Absolutely loving this.

Draw the fouls, Saints. Keep possession. Nothing silly.

Bloody hell Lyanco is amazing tonight too

Adam Armstrong played well tonight. Hope it’s the turning point for him.

Have to say, Jones is good at timing his subs in a way that Ralph never was

So good to watch, this. Commitment, skill, togetherness. Great to see.

Alvarez absolutely pulverized by a faint brush to his face there. Pathetic.

He has. Maybe motivated against former employer. But even so, credit due.

Brainless and talentless

Thing is, you k ow if we let in one another will surely follow immediately

Che Adams is such a terrible footballer.