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Caleta Car clearly in the pictures of training today, for one. Jones also there, oozing charisma

Personally am preparing myself for us losing against Wolves and him still being in post, arguing that we didn't lose the second half or some such nonsense. It's got that bad. It's almost funny now.

Nice satchel, Nath

Odds of him being next manager sacked are drifting. Just like us.

He's also effectively burning the table tennis table there. Moronic and deluded.

Isn't bella kothchup a handbag designer?

If they DO sack him late this afternoon it will certainly change the tone of the Fans Forum. Here's hoping they have an ounce of intelligence

The common link is that they are all good at football. Bound to clash with our Nath

Still got the Wurzel, then. We need a new combine harvester.

Thing is, the fans on this message board are right, and there is no way they are going to Thomas Frank for advice on this. Ps what will the score be on Saturday? Could do with a few quid. I’m going 0~2. Or in Jones’ words, ‘progress’.

Nor will Alcaraz or Che.

In other news, Hassenhuttl favourite for the Hoffenheim job. Good luck to him

Or, just before they take the knee, sing ‘kneel down, if you hate the clown’. That will be LOLsville

A mother buys her kids a shit dog. The dog shits everywhere and is shit. They keep the dog, as it might not shit so much in a few weeks, and then the mother will be hailed as a genius who laughs in the face of lots of shit, with slightly less shit.

I think we should have a whip round and get Bananarama to reform and play 'Nathan Jones you've been here too long' as the special half time entertainment, with all four stands joining in, throwing frazzles and Camembert onto the pitch. What LOLS

What a shitshow. Worst period of being a Saints fan just about ever. Pass the frazzles and cheese. No thanks to cat wank though.

Just cannot see the point of prolonging the agony. Even the term 'stay of execution', even if it is TalkSport's, not the club, just shows what it is: staving off the inevitable. This is never motivational, for anyone concerned. The ludicrousness of SR's stance is laughable if it wasn't so tragic. Ankersen should be utterly ashamed of this.

Fans Forum will doubtless discuss the quality of pies or something on sale in the ground.

Had some more Lidl Frazzles at the weekend, with some pale ale. Delicious. PS Jones is a twat.

Is it flying-an-aeroplane-with-a-big-message-trailing-behind-it-over-St-Mary's-during-a-game time?

Talksport now reporting that SR reviewing his position after the players showing their unrest. Although it is that useless Drivetime bloke.

Football editor at the Sun, apparently

Yep. Deluded. Narcissistic. You only have to look at Ankersen's Twitter account to see what a turd he is. 'The Secure Way Is The Insecure Way Twonk.

It is thought that there is a core of British players, including Southampton captain James Ward-Prowse, who are still supportive of Nathan Jones #saintsfc @CharlieWyett

Southampton players believe Nathan Jones’ coaching is not at the levels of previous manager Ralph Hasenhuttl #saintsfc @CharlieWyett Jesus H Christ