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Who is this God Willing chap? Can he play up front? Good at crosses?

Is this God-based?

We should get our slightly worse doctors to run the rule over him and offer 10mill

Nothing again, then. Someone nudge me when we're mounting our Championship relegation battle... 😉

Klopp not ruled out Nat Phillips leaving Anfield. Stranger things have happened. Weren't we interested before?

Agreed. Would be unbelievable. Personally think we'll fail on two of those. If it had to be one in for me Hjulmand would be the one. We need a load more solidity in the middle.

God, wish we had Dyche instead. Been saying so all season.

Yeah saw that and thought the same thing. But don't think so. Everton have 40million more for a striker now after Gordon sealed deal for Newcastle, as well as Dyche. Think that's them way safe, and us even more down. More decisive action by other boards while ours sit twiddling their algorithms. Pitiful.

We're selling Che? Please be true. Would be like getting a new striker

Probably should hang about then

Aribo apparently at a transfer crossroads about whether he should leave this month acc to 'Southampton FC Update' citing Daily Record. I think he's been bang average after an exciting start. Looks like he doesn't give a toss.

They obviously read we had 20 million quid to spend 😉

‘With the greatest of respect, the biggest problem at the club can be summed up in one word. Cheese’ 🧀

No way in hell JWP will stay if we go down. And I think we will really struggle in that league, too, sorry. Which is all the more reason to invest now in a DM and striker. It is our absolute last chance

It's what we should have done. They'll finish easily safe. Another nail in the coffin

Everton also keen on Sulemana. Them getting Bielsa might tip it in their favour if they manage it. Newcastle were also sniffing. He’s a winger, too, so not the perfect answer.

Brentford getting Djed Spence. We got someone who refers to the manager as ‘gaffer’. We may have the only ‘gaffer’ in the premier league. Gaffers tend to be lower leagues. Which looks to be where we are heading. I miss cheese jokes.

Ian Branston(foot)

Reminds me of the dark days of Mark Wotte(sit). This is all getting a bit boursin now

Hear he has a bit of an ego too. It's all hello, me

We could swap him for Che 'Shire' Adams

I'm just glad we're not signing Cheddar Spence

Stil,tons of potential

Fromage and experience, no

Not even that. A ‘forward’