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so that’s everyone we’ve been linked to not coming. Wonder when our owners will twig that Jones and our league position aren’t very attractive. If only there had been opportunities to strengthen both better, earlier. Oh.

Ooh yes I wonder

Is there any news on crisps or cheese?

Bet you Everton gazump us for sulemana. They’re not stupid. And have 40 mill. Screws us and strengthens them.

Everton in for Richarlison back on loan

Situ. Cracking player.

Salt and shake Adams

Frazzles Benali

Wotsits dust destroys keyboards

Lidl’s version of Frazzles. Delicious. Especially with a beer.

Barely grammatical burbling. Night school is available. ‘If you could also fails’. What does that even mean? Lol. Oh and nice detective work, Miss Marple. Also, to repeat, I don’t care bout your opinion.

Che Adams probably? 5 mill?

I have no idea who Alpine is or was but felt a bit sorry for them when twats like you piled on (which is kind of your cowardly style) I’m sure you could corroborate that if you looked back on his or her history and mine. Sounds like your life is sad enough to do that. I still like crisps and think Beto would be best for us but hope you give me permission to express something like that, it being not based on the kind of scouting skills you have from watching someone on a computer once. Not angry. Just think you’re a twat.

Ooh you’re so cutting and clever. I don’t give a toss what you think at all about anything ever, just so you know. I’m perfectly entitled to think anything I like about footballers I admire for reasons cited under duress. And I am definitely not your pal.

Is he Columbo?

I didn't see your last post as I don't eagerly await them and don't find them interesting. It's basically because of his pace and power. i can't offer you 'intel' beyond that because it is gut feeling and I am not a scout. Sorry for expressing that in a football forum where people express opinions. Have you been round for tea at Trousers' house or are you the same person? Wow, didn't realise this got people so 'angwy'. Boo hoo.

You really are sad, yes. I have felt that Beto is right for us without posting that at all, sorry. I didn't realise we had to run everything past you. I also like eating crisps but didn't post that. So here goes, especially for twats like you. I like crisps. Especially cheesy ones. You can go back to your fascinating life now.

Fair enough. Definitely not wedded to this as THE solution, just think he offers slightly more than Che, hypothetically. Beto would be my absolute ideal.

I would. Is that the deal?

It's mainly his truly terrible finishing ability, which is basically what he is paid for. That and being pretty slow these days and wandering off side a lot. Personally think we are better without him in the team, although he COULD still be a decent foil to a better striker.

I can see us selling and him suddenly being quite good, with a new challenge, more money and better manager. Agree to sell at end of season and the just leave him out of the team.

Bit harsh

To be fair, Che misses almost everything, ever. But yeah. Hope Mara gets the shirt. Just a shame our ambition is so pitifully low.

And then Jesus saves

Trouble is, this is now the model for clubs like ours. Scout well and get profit. Sadly it’s very short timescales now. Lavia will be gone soon. Have hardly seen him. Prem football is a bit human trafficky