DT

I'm just glad we're not signing Cheddar Spence

Stil,tons of potential

Fromage and experience, no

Not even that. A ‘forward’

I don’t think he’s Gouda nough

We should offer 'Chesari Adamsoni' to Bournemouth and see if they will bite

Jones getting Bree in will be like my son's football team's coach playing his own son rather a lot.

Who is today's striker that we won't bid anywhere near enough for? I'm going for the Bristol lad - £303,007 and a packet of Wotsits.

I think we should buy Median Carries. He looks great. 😉

How about 30 million plus Che Adams?

I'd put a bid in for Pukki as backup. Can't be too pricey. Can score. Prem experience. Then balls out for another, plus DM

Yeah it's all a conspiwacy

Miaow

Prefer Mara by miles. Hope he gets a go. Jones seems weirdly reticent about using him. And Lavia. ho hum

Indeed. A striker would be a GOOD IDEA 😉

In other news, Cedric is going on loan to Fulham. And since they were interested in Bree, that probably means he is indeed coming to us.

Welcome back, Malcolm Waldron!

Anyone else waking up screaming at visions of Che Adams through on goal or missing that one against Wolves? Just me then

I feel your pain. The first thing I think of after a defeat in the morning is that defeat. And it is so depressing. Not least as I can't see a way out - or rather, we can all see it; investing in a striker - but that it is unlikely to happen. The pain may decrease once we know we're down, I guess. When the team will start playing, probably...

BANTZ

So who is today's obscure striker we are 'interested in' before West Ham, Bournemouth, Leeds or anyone else come in with an offer that isn't desultory? Sleepwalking into the Championship.

Actually, is he available?

Nathan was proud of his team’s performance. So there’s that.

Jones just said ‘once we get one or two in’ which suggests we might actually open the purse

Excellent summary.