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Now he's talking about God. Great.

'...If you want a headline', he tags on to an answer to the press, needlessly doing passive aggressive to a tee, as usual. He's such a tit. Get him out of our club

me too

The only thing he can do, in my opinion, that might get anything near a result, is somehow pick the right line up, which means Caleta Car and Salisu, not Bednarek and Lyanco, Perrault, KWP, Lavia, and the new boys (maybe Armstrong but not Che, sorry, on shitness grounds) and also somehow instil in them belief, and command them to harry and press for 95 minutes. Basically do what Sean Dyche would have done had the ownership had a clue. Oh, and also bring the togetherness he has somehow managed in a very short time by, well, by not being an egotistic know-nothing lower league manager with no credentials or likeable qualities. So. Not much.

On the field and off it. We park the bus and the oppo get an easy ride round it

I think the players may be extra motivated to play badly and lose if they can get a decent coach in. Who knew we could be so derailed by one man and his exel sheet

Why on earth would he leave Burnley?

Yes, I think he will go 'physical' lower league, with no finesse. They will just pick us off.

Perhaps they have offered him one final noose, while they do the necessary (ie laborious/Sinclair Spectrum-bashing) due diligence on some other schmuck to take over

Wondering what score it would take for Jones to be fired after Wolves. 0-5? 0-4? I think he survives if it is 0-3 unless there are big protests. Ps betting has Bielsa favourite. Pretty meaningless. Hassenhuttl was second

Too many players who will be negotiating next season’s club already. Therefore no need to bother. Jones needs to play the ones who care I’m afraid. But that should obviously include the new boys

That's what happens when you lose a genius

James Bree is the patsy who has done a video interview with Sky Sport about 'the gaffer' and how 'everybody is 100% behind him'. What absolute bollocks. Vox pop outside the fans forum by Sky is pretty damning though. 'Jones has not got the backing of the fans. It's toxic', said one. Another couldn't see what skills he has. Quite.

Southampton 0 Wolves 3 Lemina obvs

mafiasmesen

If you're reading this, Saints board, you are an utter embarrassment.

Four incompetents on stools. Collective term? A moneyball?

...and the 17 year olds go to Chelsea...

Ooh look, a coconut shy Alternative: Kraftwerk have let themselves go

'Hey Siri - show me a picture of a sad club in decline, run by out-of-touch egotists'. And shit interior design, don't forget the shit interior design.

Why the hell is Nick Clegg there?

The pub landlord aka Al Murray, and Jeremy Vine

Must admit I hadn’t thought of it this way. Didn’t get that message. The one I got was: he is still here. Nothing to see. More about the players. Hope you’re right. Look forward to the reports from Pravda tonight.

Good luck to all those going to the fans forum tonight. Please get our message across. Very small window now for saving the club before sliding further down the leagues. And it really revolves around two men.

Lavia's fitness seems to have been at below 100% for my entire life