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So who is today's obscure striker we are 'interested in' before West Ham, Bournemouth, Leeds or anyone else come in with an offer that isn't desultory? Sleepwalking into the Championship.

Actually, is he available?

Nathan was proud of his team’s performance. So there’s that.

Jones just said ‘once we get one or two in’ which suggests we might actually open the purse

Excellent summary.

The wurzel is about to speak to Sky. ‘Greatest respect’ bingo time.

Well that is actually a point tbh

One positive for me. Adam Armstrong. Committed and quite good. Has to start. Never want to see Che play for us again. We still have absolutely no presence in the box. We aren’t going to score enough from outside. Need a nine desperately. As we have for about 100 years now.

He can’t even run properly

Is it Don Goodman? So biased it’s untrue

He does every week

Saint Maximan has three haircuts on one head

Keeps his fitness ticking over for new club 😉

‘With the greatest of respect we’re just not getting the run of the green. Big decisions are going against us. With the greatest of respect’

VAR really hates us. But we should be ahead anyway again. But we have Che Adams. And we never score massive clear cut opportunities because he is so dire. And we still play him. And it happens again.

Fucking joke

They are going to rule that out. Saudi call is in

Good lad Armstrong. Geordie power.

Woeful defending yet again. How does Caleta Car get spun so easily? Game over. Tie over. Concentrate on the league.

Honestly think he’s the worst player in the league

Soz

Che Adams is through on goal. You know the rest. Absolute shit

Che Adams is through on goal. You know the rest. Absolute shit

Che Adams is through on goal. You know the rest. Absolute shit