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Not playing Caleta Car is criminal, as is picking Che and Elyanoussi. What is this guy on? At least Lavia is playing. Clueless. And down.

Elyanoussi and Che means goals goals goals.

You’re more astute than I had you down as

That aged well

Told you. So obvious. I said they’d beat arsenal and Liverpool and be fine. He was the clear obvious choice. Maybe he didn’t fancy it but hiring Jones above him is mystifying. At least I win at the bookies

Reckon Everton will get something today, with the manager we should have hired (despite forum whining about the football he plays). Watch him keep them up.

Caleta Car playing in the B team today is a bit weird, no?

We 100% lose if he plays. Hope he starts Lavia for once. Get the new lad up front, served by Che's hold up play. Don't crowd the defence with anything silly like 5. Anything but a win and it's going to be very hard. Reckon Everton will win or at least draw against Arsenal (hope not) and beat Liverpool.

Christ Adrian Durham is a prick isn’t he?

The Talksport Newcastle love in was absolutely despicable. But why did we pick that defensive line up and not go for it? Bizarre

so that’s everyone we’ve been linked to not coming. Wonder when our owners will twig that Jones and our league position aren’t very attractive. If only there had been opportunities to strengthen both better, earlier. Oh.

Ooh yes I wonder

Is there any news on crisps or cheese?

Bet you Everton gazump us for sulemana. They’re not stupid. And have 40 mill. Screws us and strengthens them.

Everton in for Richarlison back on loan

Situ. Cracking player.

Salt and shake Adams

Frazzles Benali

Wotsits dust destroys keyboards

Lidl’s version of Frazzles. Delicious. Especially with a beer.

Barely grammatical burbling. Night school is available. ‘If you could also fails’. What does that even mean? Lol. Oh and nice detective work, Miss Marple. Also, to repeat, I don’t care bout your opinion.

Che Adams probably? 5 mill?

I have no idea who Alpine is or was but felt a bit sorry for them when twats like you piled on (which is kind of your cowardly style) I’m sure you could corroborate that if you looked back on his or her history and mine. Sounds like your life is sad enough to do that. I still like crisps and think Beto would be best for us but hope you give me permission to express something like that, it being not based on the kind of scouting skills you have from watching someone on a computer once. Not angry. Just think you’re a twat.

Ooh you’re so cutting and clever. I don’t give a toss what you think at all about anything ever, just so you know. I’m perfectly entitled to think anything I like about footballers I admire for reasons cited under duress. And I am definitely not your pal.

Is he Columbo?