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In other news, Hassenhuttl favourite for the Hoffenheim job. Good luck to him

Or, just before they take the knee, sing ‘kneel down, if you hate the clown’. That will be LOLsville

A mother buys her kids a shit dog. The dog shits everywhere and is shit. They keep the dog, as it might not shit so much in a few weeks, and then the mother will be hailed as a genius who laughs in the face of lots of shit, with slightly less shit.

I think we should have a whip round and get Bananarama to reform and play 'Nathan Jones you've been here too long' as the special half time entertainment, with all four stands joining in, throwing frazzles and Camembert onto the pitch. What LOLS

What a shitshow. Worst period of being a Saints fan just about ever. Pass the frazzles and cheese. No thanks to cat wank though.

Just cannot see the point of prolonging the agony. Even the term 'stay of execution', even if it is TalkSport's, not the club, just shows what it is: staving off the inevitable. This is never motivational, for anyone concerned. The ludicrousness of SR's stance is laughable if it wasn't so tragic. Ankersen should be utterly ashamed of this.

Fans Forum will doubtless discuss the quality of pies or something on sale in the ground.

Had some more Lidl Frazzles at the weekend, with some pale ale. Delicious. PS Jones is a twat.

Is it flying-an-aeroplane-with-a-big-message-trailing-behind-it-over-St-Mary's-during-a-game time?

Talksport now reporting that SR reviewing his position after the players showing their unrest. Although it is that useless Drivetime bloke.

Football editor at the Sun, apparently

Yep. Deluded. Narcissistic. You only have to look at Ankersen's Twitter account to see what a turd he is. 'The Secure Way Is The Insecure Way Twonk.

It is thought that there is a core of British players, including Southampton captain James Ward-Prowse, who are still supportive of Nathan Jones #saintsfc @CharlieWyett

Southampton players believe Nathan Jones’ coaching is not at the levels of previous manager Ralph Hasenhuttl #saintsfc @CharlieWyett Jesus H Christ

The majority of Southampton’s first-team squad have repeatedly questioned Nathan Jones’ tactics while talking with each other #saintsfc @CharlieWyett

Another terrible day being a Saints fan. Thought the weekend was pretty much the worst two, results- and mental health-wise.

He's just left Leeds

Leeds, above us and with a better record, seemingly acting quicker to dismiss a manager who isn't even having a mental breakdown. That's how bad we are. Rotten to the core. And we have an ex-Manchester City director bringing all his 'baggage' too... #healthy

FFS Exactly what I said this morning. Leeds now have an advantage on us in the available jobs pool, while we have Mr Dead Pool.

Including the manager…

Betting update- 1/3 Pep now 11/2. Guess he might walk… swapsies?

I think they are stupid enough, sadly

erm. if you like? I don't get the reference, soz

What a depressing morning hitting refresh. Ooh, we're so in awe of your 'standing by the manager' balls because 'something something stats', Ankersen. Jones is not Frank. The player sell-off at the end of the season (or more likely from now on) will be a whir, and equally damaging. Even fewer of the players will want to play for us or the club, or the manager. Orsic is doubtless already telling his agent he wants out. Pathetic.

Vincent Kompany waving at them as he passes