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That's what happens when you lose a genius

James Bree is the patsy who has done a video interview with Sky Sport about 'the gaffer' and how 'everybody is 100% behind him'. What absolute bollocks. Vox pop outside the fans forum by Sky is pretty damning though. 'Jones has not got the backing of the fans. It's toxic', said one. Another couldn't see what skills he has. Quite.

Southampton 0 Wolves 3 Lemina obvs

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If you're reading this, Saints board, you are an utter embarrassment.

Four incompetents on stools. Collective term? A moneyball?

...and the 17 year olds go to Chelsea...

Ooh look, a coconut shy Alternative: Kraftwerk have let themselves go

'Hey Siri - show me a picture of a sad club in decline, run by out-of-touch egotists'. And shit interior design, don't forget the shit interior design.

Why the hell is Nick Clegg there?

The pub landlord aka Al Murray, and Jeremy Vine

Must admit I hadn’t thought of it this way. Didn’t get that message. The one I got was: he is still here. Nothing to see. More about the players. Hope you’re right. Look forward to the reports from Pravda tonight.

Good luck to all those going to the fans forum tonight. Please get our message across. Very small window now for saving the club before sliding further down the leagues. And it really revolves around two men.

Lavia's fitness seems to have been at below 100% for my entire life

Caleta Car clearly in the pictures of training today, for one. Jones also there, oozing charisma

Personally am preparing myself for us losing against Wolves and him still being in post, arguing that we didn't lose the second half or some such nonsense. It's got that bad. It's almost funny now.

Nice satchel, Nath

Odds of him being next manager sacked are drifting. Just like us.

He's also effectively burning the table tennis table there. Moronic and deluded.

Isn't bella kothchup a handbag designer?

If they DO sack him late this afternoon it will certainly change the tone of the Fans Forum. Here's hoping they have an ounce of intelligence

The common link is that they are all good at football. Bound to clash with our Nath

Still got the Wurzel, then. We need a new combine harvester.

Thing is, the fans on this message board are right, and there is no way they are going to Thomas Frank for advice on this. Ps what will the score be on Saturday? Could do with a few quid. I’m going 0~2. Or in Jones’ words, ‘progress’.

Nor will Alcaraz or Che.