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All of this makes you wonder how on earth we got those transfers over the line during the window. Was it that they were shielded from Ankersen and Jones, and a picture painted to them of a club with a structure and sound vision? Hope they kept their receipts! On we blunder.

Great. And can you please fill in this form at the prestigious Harbour Hotel? Janice will be there to help you. She’s been to America before and quite liked the food.

Done. Can we tell Sky Sports now, including stuff about the short term deal and that?

We could do a lot worse

Sir Alex Ferguson or Saints Are Fucked?

This rather assumes the board actually know what they’re doing. I doubt this very much.

Monkey tennis?

Can’t believe we’re getting Monica Selles. What does she even know about football? gotta say saints’ management is hilariously clusterfucky

Meanwhile we go down and none of those names will touch us. Brilliant.

‘But by the way, you do still owe us for your hotel bill at the shitty place near the docks’

Hilarious. Can’t even get him Southampton's talks with Jesse Marsch have broken down with the club reluctant to offer the manager a long-term contract #saintsfc @JWTelegraph

Paddy Power yet to pay out on my bets he would be appointed, placed after Fareham Saint said don’t believe everything you read on the internet. So maybe he’s right after all. Eek.

Worst Burt Bacharach lyric ever

They were great, Mother Earth

I love how one of the benefits we have alighted on is that he speaks 'full English'. Either that's a lot of bacon and eggs or it's nothing to get massively excited about as an attribute, surely to God?

thanks for this. Informative.

Be careful. You’re not allowed to disapprove on here. Or usual suspect police will come for you

I would not actually. I’d be like most of the fans I’ve read about and be thinking that is another relegation post filled. No need to be a twat if you don’t share that view. Might be a bit late for you though

Athletic reporting it will be Marsch. At least I win at the bookies…

There’s no way we’re keeping the. In the Championship, sorry. Well maybe edozie. IMO.

Crook says club hoping to get new manager in by Chelsea game. He too says he can’t understand why we didn’t go for Dyche when available, but plumped for Jones also, that Leeds. Ow considering Gerrard alongside Gary McAllister. And that Nuno - who I personally think would be a good fit for us - has an 8m release clause. So moment go for either us off Leeds probably

The replies from Leeds fans to this seem on the whole pretty measured

No, ‘Childish antics’. Lovely Italian/Portuguese grub

Just looked it up. Looks good. Ta for tip. Lots of Maradona memorabilia/shirts still here. Remarkable.

Don’t know it. Was in museum bar.