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Ankersen, pull your effing finger out and step away from the algorithm wanking for just one moment to look hard at the club we love being destroyed by a complete incompetent

seriously, what the actual fuck is taking so long?

Done. Apologies. Hoodwinked. Got my hopes up.

Ah. Sorry. So wanted to believe it.

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He’d probably just grow another foot. At the front.

Every other team in the premier has a decent manager, even Leeds. We have a wiry pub psychopath who just prattles on about front footedness all day long.

Jones: “That's my decision [leaving out Caleta-Car] and with Mislav [Orsic], I felt others were ahead of him.” #saintsfc @J_Tanswell just fuck off. He’s just said front footed again. Twice.

Jones just said we were front footed in the first half. I for one would like to smash my front foot into his tiny whiny head. Just go.

If he doesn’t go tonight am pretty much done with this

Including this one

Nathan fwends, that team is. The only ones who haven’t voiced what a clueless dickhead he is. That gets you in.

Saints 0, wolves pick a number that isn’t nil Waste of time

Five at the back in must win game at home. No Caleta Car. Fuck off out of our club you clueless twat

At last. Nathan’s last day at Saints.

Looked to see if there are tickets left earlier. Answer is there are loads. Guess a fair few just can't be arsed now, given the drivel we're served up both on and off the field. At least the press conferences are entertaining, in a David Brent kind of way.

For me it would be, when the third Wolves goal goes in, a case of 'oh well, at least there's no excuse now, and things can only get better'. So mixed emotions. I think I will be most depressed if we draw 1-1. That would mean we're stuck with him, with no real positive effect.

That looks like Janny B and the rest of the muppets trying to hold the line

Yeah. Although false economy is the phrase that bubbles up again and again

Watch out for our 'front foot'. Seems to be the sum total of Jones' tactical acumen. Dismal little man.

Oh I dunno. Ankersen has the air - to me - of someone who thinks his brilliance lies in being an amazing outlier who thinks differently to everyone else, and that this will only fire that enthusiasm and self love, his belief in the stats and his own way of fighting against the odds a la Brentford. So that he may well stick with the wurzel one even if we get smashed 3-0. I'm preparing myself for that eventuality as it's clearly madness to believe that he will do the right and obvious thing as he rubs himself further in front of Moneyball reruns.

Can't really understand why we let him go. Another to file in the baffling decisions folder, which is bursting at the seams.

Big period for Fraser Forster in goal while Loris is injured at the Spuds....