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We’re going to do a Sunderland, aren’t we?

££££

Relegated by ‘resale value’

The even sadder news is that they will doubtless give the manager more time. Like telling the waves to go back.

‘Nathan Jones, you’ve been here too long’

Imagine how much less bad we would be with Romeu still.

Still, cracking light show.

Hate this algorithm based approach to everything, and half-baked moneyball. This is what happens when you disregard a key metric - fight and spirit. We have absolutely none. Zero loyalty, or anyone that gives a toss. Just that the trafficked humans are worth flipping for a bit more cash. A shell of a club. Can’t see how we avoid a long drop.

If only we had a captain with a bit of inspiration in him too. JWP a silent partner. What a shitshow.

Admit it was a terrible appointment and get rid. Please.

We need to nab Sean Dyche before Everton now. It’s come to that.

He starts with amazingly negative press conferences providing himself with excuses and no inspiration for the players. And then it goes down hill from there.

Lyanco, who none of us could believe was selected. This Jones guy is clueless.

Cooper rubbing his hands at Lyanco

It’s so weird. At least Lavia is back. Hope Stu comes on. Another on the naughty step

Oh, I dunno. Aribo trots back like he's about 79

under 27 thing is mad in our situation

If they are they will be playing a cut-down version of 'Money', sung in instalments

I quite liked him too. His post-match interviews, not so much.

Well I bloody would

True. Guess so many people are tuning in in the belief that their club might have done something to strengthen before the most important clutch of matches in our recent history. But we're absolutely glacial at the moment

Deal. I can stop at the bureau de change on the way down in my three-wheeler

'towards the bit where we offer an insultingly pitiful amount for him'

10m? Absolute peanuts.

'Could be a good one for Southampton', said the geezer on Talksport. They don't seem up to date. Or maybe...