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Monkey tennis?

Was never coming to us. Too billy big boots

Possibly better Negronis there too. Strong pull

I will just be happy that it is delayed again. Spurs next season.

Ooh. Handbags

The excitement is almost too much to bear 🚨 Aston Villa & West Ham are ‘primed to go head to head’ this week for Southampton defender Jan Bednarek #saintsfc @TomHopkinson

Hasenhuttl: “We've spent on five players the amount that Manchester United has spent on one player. That's the way we have to go. I didn't see much difference between the two teams.” #saintsfc yada yada

I do wish Ralph would stop whingeing about how little money we’ve got compared to Man U and others, the subtext being that he’s a genius for only losing 1-0. Brighton are in the same financial grouping and it doesn’t seem to affect them. Getting his excuses in again.

I have a hunch it will be Iheanacho.

Our squad is not strong enough or creative enough. If we don’t sign a striker and another defender at the very least we will struggle. Leicester just papers over the cracks. Hope Maitland Niles becomes a reality and we can add a proven striker too.

would be happy with a draw. 1-1

Talksport pundits Alex Crook and Stuart Pearce predict 1-3. Ray Parlour 1-2

Everton now after Ben Brererton Diaz, who was a target for us at one stage if I recall correctly Slippery buggers, strikers

Think Stu must have had a 'Ralph fallout'

selling Stuart Armstrong is monumentally stupid

Why? Correct. Also, goals. Oh and midfield

Pretty silly. Need to convert to a sale

No no no no no no no no no no. Amazingly overrated

And still the Harry Winks rumours persist. NOOOoOoOooOooooooo!

Everton seemingly the new West Ham with the way they are trolling us/going after same targets. Lampard will be sacked before Christmas, guaranteed...

Broken homes innit

Would very much like this to be true. And that we get him. Useful physical presence in the middle of the park

How does that work, without an ACL? I did my ACL playing footie 15 years ago and it has never really been right, hamstring-wise. But it gave way a bit before the op (mostly while dancing at a wedding). I thought it was encouraging to see the 'round the worlds' or whatever the kids call them these days that Tino did in the vid. Hope he does a recovery a la van Dyke or Shearer

Lyanco: “I love playing for Southampton. I am a fan. So I play for them. I love to play for Southampton, this shirt, this colour.” #saintsfc @BenjyNurick i love this. More please.

Grammar 😉