Jack

Managers who bullshit the fans generally don’t last long. He claimed we were decent after the Leicester game and that there was no issue with the system tonight. Absolute joker. Get rid

Pros: Only conceded 1 Cons: Absolutely diabolical from the team sheet to the final whistle. Dire tactics, wrong personnel, no desire, no plan B, stupid mistakes. I have zero faith in Martin to turn it around, wrong man for the job.

I’m expecting Martin to keep to his word and deliver improvement, only conceding 3 this time. Saints 1-3 Ipswich

Absolutely not the right man for the job. Too many fundamentals missing. Hell bent on being a 2 bob Man City and it’s not going to work

Bazunu is going to cost us so many goals. Brainless passing out from the back when it’s not on

Absolute fucking shambles

Defences operate far better with a trusted and commanding presence behind them. We haven’t got that. But he’s not helped by the fact that the defence are full of mistakes too.

Our set up was horrible for the counter for the first goal with 11 players in the final third but so many individual errors for the goals: 2nd - Stu bottles the tackle and turns his back on it 3rd - Baz near post 4th - Holgate double howler 5th - Downes doesn’t even get off the ground to challenge the header

Some would say it’s been coming. We’ve been largely unconvincing and needed injury time for the bulk of our points, and we were lucky to get a draw out of Norwich which was our toughest test. Lots of changes yes but you have to get the basics right and we haven’t, kamikaze defending

Could be that. If KWP had followed across the near post into JB’s space then there’s another man at the back post completely unmarked.

Turgid pedestrian shite. Our best sign of a chance is KWP buying another penalty

How was Manning so highly thought of? Awful. No urgency from us and we haven’t at all played like we’ve got a centre forward on the pitch

• we can’t defend • we haven’t signed anyone • we are shit • we will fail to win • some dross about Plymouth being amazing • some dross about Exeter fans

I’d take a repeat of our last season in the Championship, almost nobody could get close to us at home. We did have the advantage of a winning habit going into it though, which counts for a lot I reckon.

Never been to Blackburn, Coventry, Huddersfield, Plymouth, Preston, Rotherham, Sunderland or Swansea so will try to get some of them done. A mate who’s an Ipswich fan reckons they’ll do alright, they got a lot of points in L1 last season and we remember what it’s like to have that momentum. Think it’ll be hard for us to get back into a winning habit.

Fuck this, I’m off for a walk around the common rather than wasting any more time watching this shit. Fully expecting to come back to a 5-0 final result. Hoping that Leeds pull off a result to give Everton the best chance of joining us next season

Absolute cunts, the lot of them

Wanted him to succeed but he hasn’t got a fucking clue. Must win home game against shit opposition and he throws it with the weakest attacking lineup you can think of. Too obsessed with not getting thrashed to even have a go at winning a game, we only look any good when we’re already beaten and nothing to lose. He can fuck off and take Moi with him.

Who cares

Only play those who want to be here in the championship for the rest of the season, even if it’s just the kids. Pathetic. Praying the board ship Selles out and get a real manager in for a fight next season but I reckon they’ll stick with him until promotion is out of reach

Sign football league players, employ football league managers, don’t be surprised when you end up in the football league

Absolute dross. Even if we’ve accepted relegation you’d think the players would want to play for a decent move somewhere. They can all fuck off and take Ralph mk II with them

Commentator just said “Walcott is usually quite a cool finisher”. How has he got a job

We’ve made a right balls up of almost every must win game against bottom half opposition all season. I see no reason why we’d change that now. Painful and frustrating 2-0 defeat where Palace don’t even have to be any good.

This has been dire. Brentford know they can just sit in and let us pass it to black shirts for them