John Boy Saint

I’m amazed the sarcastic whatsit who sorts our Golf weekends hasn’t sounded out a trip here to wind me up.

2 out of 2 - Well done Palace - just Arsenal to make it a full set.

Off to the Taxpayer Dildo Dome Àrena (League one Glen for that) next season.

Would that count as being relegated with 2 clubs in the same season?

Everton are being generous - probably Moyes going stick that in your pipe Hammers

Probably features as Hamburgs worse player of the season too - my German mate said he stank the place out 🤣who knows, we might be investigated for rooking Hamburg into taking him on loan 😂

Hope spying wasn't the next wheeze after having him go down to the stores for a Glass Hammer, Left Handed Screwdriver, and of course - A Long Weight. Ah the good old days

I’ll help you out Stu 2:30 = too-th-urty 😁 it’s a good old Dad joke

Whoosh!

Home?

Have you not wondered why a team like Sheffield Wednesday kept getting kicked with points deductions whilst they were already writhing on the ground after the last points deduction kicking for the same or similar offence - and thought what’s the point of another punishment as surely it’s making them getting out of the shite even harder? I was on a walking Safari in Africa once our guides changed our route because they could hear Lions were ahead somewhere - the EFL are like a Lion, stay away and play within their rules you’ll be fine, goad them - expect to get mauled.

When will folk realise we can't be compared to when Leeds did it - when Leeds did it they were being unsportsman like for which there was an established rule in place, there was no specific rule in place to say "thou shalt not covet thy oppositions positioning when defending corners within 72 hours of a match". But because Leeds were ferreting about in the bushes peeping on other teams, the EFL saw this as a loophole to close in the unsportsman like behaviour chapter of the rule book ..........................just like another loophole they closed , with rules, and we tried to slither around back in 2009 and they threw a different sized book at us, to make an example of us: one that could have pushed us into the abyss of non-existence.

All the more reason to factor him into the plan to go spying on them, if we knew we were playing with fire, be aware of people who have joined us from them and then left after short time. You can guess someone assumed a £2m fine would be acceptable against the possible much large gain - fotgetting who they were playing with in the EFL.

Cracking goals

Didn’t he have a range of cooking sauces including Carbonara? apologies @Midfield_General you posted as I was typing 🙄