John Boy Saint

A family is driving along behind an Ann Summers lorry when a giant Dildo falls off the back of the lorry and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the Mother says to the children in the back "gosh that was a very big insect!". To which the 7 year old son exclaimed "I am suprised it could at all with a willy that big!!".

Probably have been around Southampton, most of the ones that I have seen further afield are sparkly, shiny and new.

Just don't let him take a free kick from the right a few yards into our half in the direction of the Northam.

I saw one of the Blue Few dribbling and drooling with lust in his eyes over the fish counter in Carrefour, Palafrugell northern Catalunya, just over a week ago. Truth be told it was a very impressive fish counter on certain days of the week, One big temptation was shell on King Prawns at £5.30 a Kilo.

Blimey there are some jokers on this site "too lightweight for this division": he has done this division already, and was a major factor in getting the team he was playing with (Blackpool) out of this division. Blackpool begged to buy him but we refused to sell. The one thing I noticed last season when Gillett was in the team we had a better tempo to our play.

Anyone know the reason for the sudden sprouting of blue signs alongside the Motorways telling you which road you are on and the numbers on the bottom are Kilometres from the start of the motorway. Seems like we are pulling our trousers down for Brussels again.

I still like Clare Tomlinson................. even if she does support Spuds. (I think it might be the Stilettos) :-\"

6 minutes out Cynical not sarcastic Cynic = An optimist with experience

Nope we are due on at 00:04

I must have blinked and missed something through all the TV contracts flying about, for those of you in the same boat as me League Cup highlights on BBC 1 at 11:15pm (2 minutes) just hope they have gotten rid of the echo they had in the Saturday Championship show

I think we best save that one for another day, the last time we sang that 2 seconds later he is off the bench putting the ball in the back of the net.

Yahoo we are a potential Banana Skin!!!! :smt038

Up until a few weeks ago we were heading down the gurgler into a dark place, quite possibly the people who did run the website before found employment elsewhere more solid, so as a result the people now doing it are making the most of their ability in the short term also remember we are now a 3rd division side without the income streams that we use to enjoy in the prem. Something that backs this up was walking into the Megastore last night I was amazed at how sparse it looked for the start of the season, calling on retailers in my job if the Megastore was a new account (without me knowing the history connections etc) I would proceed with a great deal of caution for fear of bad debt. Just cut the periphery departments of the club some slack for a while, everything needs to be rebooted and the first place that we all want to see that is on the pitch. Remember most teams and their fans when they visit us this season will look upon us with wonder and awe at what we have as it is now.

The Northam was a bit quiet last night!! ;-)

Sky Sports News 10:30pm when the possible extra time and pens in tonights game will have been completed.

I would say not, despite their troubles they are 2 leagues ahead of us and as AP has said we are still deficient in some areas, so why give p*********h the possibility of a lift and us a possible disapointment when we need winning momentum.............................. Now round 3 of the FA Cup would be a different matter.

That was likely to happen with un reserved seating, anyone who went to that friendly game against someone or other after we went out of the Cup under WGS, the whole stadium was unreserved that night and it was carnage as the whole stadium was sold out. Learn from these experiences................and turn down that one last beer

First comment to Missus John Boy when he scored "That's what we have been missing up front; someone not scared to put his head in where it hurts". A slight concern from the OS piece, at 27 he is still getting his left and right mixed up: but then if he keeps scoring who cares :-)

Millwall's Alan Dunne gives his recently acquired hand buzzer a trial run to great effect.

Not really considering his ability to hit the back of the net, Rovers were not going to let their ace striker depart for £2.50, a picture of Bobby Charlton, a Conker, and half a chewed toffee. I would say getting hold of him is a bit of a coup, and a big change from the wonky donkeys we have become experts at picking up under the previous regime.

2 for 1 or a BOGOF?

Blimey! there is one just a click away! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=14954 Scroll down to 11:34am and hey presto VSFW and no need to flush your history either. Can't ask for more than that! :cool:

A good replacement in the strange name bank for: Forbes Phillipson-Masters

Having set a precedence for 3 brothers to turn out for the same team at the same time with the Wallace boys, are we looking to present another trio to the add to the history books with 3 players with the christian name of Lloyd playing in the same team at the same time. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/AcademyNews/0,,10280~1714702,00.html http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/AcademyNews/0,,10280~1715352,00.html Hood down, Anorak off.

A bit disappointing that a few of them are off the pace as 2 weeks ago they were looking at a spell on the "Old King Cole" so you would have thought they would have kept themselves a bit sharper............. Or having made it into the ranks of professional football do they think that they are never going to be out of work.