John Boy Saint

Coles was sat behind good 'ole 'Arry in the dugout at Sperms the other day.......... We don't want him back here the goal keepers under him at Saints got stale the longer they stayed with us under him.................... He lives down the road from me and I had a run in with him one evening in our local off licence after being set up by the manager there, I told him what was wrong with Jonahs shot stopping 2 weeks later on Match of the Day Jonah had stopped his regular trait of the season to that point: not such a great coach and a miserable bloke with it.

Amazingly in this country they will probably get their day out in the Wiltshire county town un molested, if you were to turn the whole thing around and try and carry out the same protest in a Muslim country the whole thing would turn into a bloody riot.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh do please change the record!! The poll on here sums up the performance today, at the time of writing this only 52 people have voted on the MOTM poll. We didn't seem to get out of first gear. It would have been interesting to have seen what would have happened if Luton had scored the goal that they were all lining up for in the second half........... Attendance today was the highlight of the game.

It will be the corner shop window then with cup tied players on special offer.

This has Banana skin written all over it they say things happen in 3's lets hope the JPT win v Scunny at the end of last season and the 2 rounds of the cup so far has seen their beating of 3 bigger clubs in the cups.

"The bloke who spent all of our money, Officer?" "He lives in Sandbanks, which is that way".

I would like to see them suffer and go into administration but survive. My reason for wanting them to survive? Who else are we going to hate with the same passion as we do? Any other team even the rekindling of the rivalry with Plymouth from days long past would not be the same. Another thought, when we went into admin no-one really gave a jot about us and our perilous position as Premiership football was already established in our past, whereas if it was to happen to an "established" Premiership side while they were still in that league perhaps football might just start to look seriously at itself and the constant drive towards the unsustainable abyss that it keeps heading in.

I am sitting in the Northam with 3 other blokes who normally sit in the Chapel, we have christened it an away game as we are not sat in our usual end of the ground................. We have also been in training just in case we have to stand up for the 90 minutes. :-)

Apart from the Missus John Boy and the John Boyettes, I am currently in love with my New Honda Accord EX Tourer, it has more Toys than Hamley's on it................ I never thought that at 45 I could be such a big kid in a car. Of course there will come a time when the "what do you hate" thread will appear and the car will re appear when all the toys have stopped working.

He is inside either Super or Sammy Saint plotting against us all! waiting for the moment when he gets rumbled and the Mascots head is removed to say "If it wasn't for you pesky supporters I would have succeeded". Huntingdon puts it about right....................... as do a few others when they say time to move on.

I think it is called Zero Tolerance, if I heard correctly there are 68 crimes that carry the death penalty in China, that is a very serious line drawn in the sand that if you choose to cross it you know what will happen to you.

I was disappointed that he left us as he gave the team some connection to Southampton, as a player he was frustrating, one week fantastic the next missing, a bit like Anders Svennson. Hammond V Surman?............ Hammond for me, the bloke is a hard tackling presence in our midfield who puts in a damn good shift every week, him and Spiderman make, for me, a good combination Finesse and Steel.

These were always classics: trying to remember all the words at the end of this was a regular challenge at school: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vfl5iRueU Watch out for these!!: This verges on NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEhfxGGCDzY although this is the backing track best remembered: First time that I saw this was at the cinema, as you can tell I found it quite impressive on the big screen. but then this one always seemed to make folks laugh But this is the cinema classic:

Papa without a doubt, Antonio is someone to bring off the bench as he has the pace to wear out already tired legs of the opposition, he also has a lot to learn about the game. I have to say that when Antonio confused his own feet in the second half was very funny.

If it looks like it will be dry & Sunny, and with it being a 3pm kick-off I bet there will be a good walk up to fill the gaps. Especially as by then everyone will have been stuffed full of food and looking for an excuse to go out and get some fresh air ahead of filling their faces some more.

When we had that heavy snow on a Friday back in February my kids were stuck in town because the Buses had stopped, so I walked to collect them and got the missus to pick us up nearer to home where there were no traffic queues. As we got closer to home this knob was driving so close to the back of my car that I could not see his lights in the rear view mirror and rarely in the wing mirrors, so I stopped the car where he could not drive round me, got out and asked if he had special insurance that covered him for driving like a pillock in these conditions? He just looked at me then as I walked away he laughed, I went back & told him to feel free to drive into the back of my car and see how much he will be laughing when his next insurance quote comes in.

Napalm!.................... never fails not even on wet logs :-)

Its not just here that the ****s drive like dimwits, I was in Canada staying with friends for Xmas quite a few years ago arrived in heavy Snow which was great. Stayed in Toronto overnight then the next evening headed about 200 miles to the north east towards Ottowa, the snow had eased up but there was mountains of the stuff all around. As we drove up the highway every so often someone would pass us like we were going backwards, and so the game started: how many miles down the road will that car be off the road. It was stunning nearly every single car that blasted past us was buried in the central reservation within the next 10 miles!

Agree, not only is he getting the team in the right mindset of late, but he is whipping us fans up along the way. Its like we are being included in the team talk. I like this line; But, the players' commitment to what we're wanting to do can't be faulted, they've been absolutely brilliant and I think our fans know that when the players put on the stripes of Southampton, they're seeing a committed performance from people who are going to perform to the best of their ability, which is what we'll do at Leeds. We have not seen enough players playing for the stripes in recent years, we all know those are the players we want to see.

Bloke out on his Company Christmas party on Christmas Eve gets exceedingly drunk and even more so when the Pub crawl starts. Feeling the worse for wear he steps outside the pub trips stumbles and falls right on the curb, he is in agony at the pain coming from his groin. A kindly passer by calls and Ambulance which carts him of to the Hospital. When the Doctor examines him, he just shakes his head with a worried look....... "Well young man I have some very bad news for you, I am afraid to say that you have broken your penis!!". As all the colour drained from his face at this shocking news he asked if there was anything the Doctor could do for him. The Doctor said there is something he could try and went and got 4 tongue sticks and some surgical tape and made a splint around his damage old chap. The next day the poor Bloke still in agony visits his Girlfriend who he loves so much but has never got further than a kiss & a cuddle with. He gives her some nice jewellery and perfume which she is delighted with. She then stands in front of him and says "I couldn't wrap my present up..." then lifts her skirt pulls her knickers down and says "Here is my present to you my darling un touched by any man!". To which he stands up drops his trousers and says "Beat that mine is still in the bloody box!!"

So you will be up at Crabtree next to the M3 sledging the hill of death if we get enough of a dollop?

Lino: "Phew! they bloody missed one, should be in the dressing room showered and dressed on time to see the Eastenders repeat on BBC 3 now!".

Sorry, disagree with that, if you have the balls to put your name in the first five then you are old enough to take a penalty. Funnily enough young James slotted his pen v Torquay where the pressure for embarrassment on the team was much greater. There is only one way to learn how to handle the pressure of penalties, when penalties become the final solution to a result out on the pitch in a full stadium. When I was trying to get a job selling years ago, I would be told when applying for a trainee reps jobs "sorry you have no experience"!!?? Like hello! its a trainee role!!

Does the suspicious suicide of Dr David Kelly still cast a shadow over all of this, especially when "grey" people were apparently searching for his body when it was "not known" that he was missing let alone dead.

Very good night out, eventually, thats the kind of effort you hope to see even if you are being frustrated by the opposition. 1st time I have seen penalty shoot out in the flesh at 1st team level, don't like watching pens at the best of times, but that was uncomfortable for me especially as I did not have a sofa or cushion to hide behind!! ;-) The last 30 seconds and pens certainly made the cold go away for a while