John Boy Saint

Where Dibbens then Jewsons were at the bottom of one of the dips, if I am correct. In answer to someone up the thread saying that Yank fast food can bugger off back over the pond, Burger King is originally a British company.

Probably be what he will be killed with!!

As my Dad said when I passed my test, "Any idiot can drive fast, its knowing what to do with it when it all starts to go wrong". I drive 40k miles a year (I am no Saint covering those miles) but every single day I see accidents waiting to happen, predominantly involving cars travelling well below the speed limit. Someone above mentioned above about poor Motorway driving, I have a mate who went on a BMW driving course and the instructor told him that on a Motorway he should always drive in the middle lane as it gives greater options for escape should an incident occur...........Unbelievable.

This is what Ponty is referring to: Not so great when you consider that Peugeot rocked up at Le Mans 24 hour race in 1988 with a car designed to exceed 400kph down the 3.7 mile Mulsanne Straight (before Ballestre buggered it up). They achieved 407kph - 252mph, the car survived 59 laps as to set the record they had taped up most of the air vents, Peugeot were happy as it grabbed the fastest car down the Mulsanne headlines and they knew that the car was not a race winner.

Probably the same people who turn their fog lights on at the first whisp of mist then leave them on for the next 2 weeks.

Tyrene Navarro OCCUPATION: Cleaner Blimey an assassin!

I can live with that, another easy tie (he says with his fingers crossed behind his back) :-)

That will keep the pitch looking nice for a bit longer..........:cool:

The pump/blow system that was supposed to be connected to the under pitch pipework was reported to be able to handle 8 inches of rain in an hour, what materialised during the post mortem following the Crystal Palarse game being postponed was that the drains that the system would connect to outside the stadium could not handle the increased waterflow the drainage system would create, also on that same night the high tide in the Solent stifled the flow of rainwater away from all the city's drains. Hood down, Anorak off! :-)

What the ITV Adverts show peppered with annoying snippets of Football spoiling the enjoyment of enthralling adverts. :-)

Coles was sat behind good 'ole 'Arry in the dugout at Sperms the other day.......... We don't want him back here the goal keepers under him at Saints got stale the longer they stayed with us under him.................... He lives down the road from me and I had a run in with him one evening in our local off licence after being set up by the manager there, I told him what was wrong with Jonahs shot stopping 2 weeks later on Match of the Day Jonah had stopped his regular trait of the season to that point: not such a great coach and a miserable bloke with it.

Amazingly in this country they will probably get their day out in the Wiltshire county town un molested, if you were to turn the whole thing around and try and carry out the same protest in a Muslim country the whole thing would turn into a bloody riot.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh do please change the record!! The poll on here sums up the performance today, at the time of writing this only 52 people have voted on the MOTM poll. We didn't seem to get out of first gear. It would have been interesting to have seen what would have happened if Luton had scored the goal that they were all lining up for in the second half........... Attendance today was the highlight of the game.

It will be the corner shop window then with cup tied players on special offer.

This has Banana skin written all over it they say things happen in 3's lets hope the JPT win v Scunny at the end of last season and the 2 rounds of the cup so far has seen their beating of 3 bigger clubs in the cups.

"The bloke who spent all of our money, Officer?" "He lives in Sandbanks, which is that way".

I would like to see them suffer and go into administration but survive. My reason for wanting them to survive? Who else are we going to hate with the same passion as we do? Any other team even the rekindling of the rivalry with Plymouth from days long past would not be the same. Another thought, when we went into admin no-one really gave a jot about us and our perilous position as Premiership football was already established in our past, whereas if it was to happen to an "established" Premiership side while they were still in that league perhaps football might just start to look seriously at itself and the constant drive towards the unsustainable abyss that it keeps heading in.

I am sitting in the Northam with 3 other blokes who normally sit in the Chapel, we have christened it an away game as we are not sat in our usual end of the ground................. We have also been in training just in case we have to stand up for the 90 minutes. :-)

Apart from the Missus John Boy and the John Boyettes, I am currently in love with my New Honda Accord EX Tourer, it has more Toys than Hamley's on it................ I never thought that at 45 I could be such a big kid in a car. Of course there will come a time when the "what do you hate" thread will appear and the car will re appear when all the toys have stopped working.

He is inside either Super or Sammy Saint plotting against us all! waiting for the moment when he gets rumbled and the Mascots head is removed to say "If it wasn't for you pesky supporters I would have succeeded". Huntingdon puts it about right....................... as do a few others when they say time to move on.

I think it is called Zero Tolerance, if I heard correctly there are 68 crimes that carry the death penalty in China, that is a very serious line drawn in the sand that if you choose to cross it you know what will happen to you.

I was disappointed that he left us as he gave the team some connection to Southampton, as a player he was frustrating, one week fantastic the next missing, a bit like Anders Svennson. Hammond V Surman?............ Hammond for me, the bloke is a hard tackling presence in our midfield who puts in a damn good shift every week, him and Spiderman make, for me, a good combination Finesse and Steel.

These were always classics: trying to remember all the words at the end of this was a regular challenge at school: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vfl5iRueU Watch out for these!!: This verges on NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEhfxGGCDzY although this is the backing track best remembered: First time that I saw this was at the cinema, as you can tell I found it quite impressive on the big screen. but then this one always seemed to make folks laugh But this is the cinema classic:

Papa without a doubt, Antonio is someone to bring off the bench as he has the pace to wear out already tired legs of the opposition, he also has a lot to learn about the game. I have to say that when Antonio confused his own feet in the second half was very funny.

If it looks like it will be dry & Sunny, and with it being a 3pm kick-off I bet there will be a good walk up to fill the gaps. Especially as by then everyone will have been stuffed full of food and looking for an excuse to go out and get some fresh air ahead of filling their faces some more.