SambaMaverick

Sad cunt

Gaston Ramirez is the one that sticks in my mind It was bordering ridiculous, he was decent I guess but nowhere near worth all that fuss

Is it really a Saints transfer window without a long-running saga around some Carlos Kickaball scouted seemingly only through YouTube? I wouldn't have it any other way

Now that is just offensive

Commentator so bored with this game he's resorted to making up gossip about Ryan Fraser

What a horrific buy he looks, Jesus Christ

Downs worse than Mara?

50% of their fume is about him not wearing a shirt and tie, they are an odd bunch but have worked him out exceptionally quickly

Best case scenario would be him signing a new deal with a release clause matching that valuation, putting the onus on him to have a good season so he can move somewhere more attractive than fucking Everton.

I just don't have the energy to watch him for another season. Goalkeeper is the one position where you cannot have passengers, it's just ridiculous.

Quashie is yet another defender who cannot defend, excellent

The Bosman system

To be fair to him, he's getting absolutely no help from whoever is supposed to be on his side. Plus Minteh is probably twice as quick as him.

No

What was the point in setting up this game if we're going to play attack vs defence for 90 minutes, probably the opposite of how 80% of our games will go this season

Sunderland apparently going after Openda from Leipzig, doubt they can pull that off. (No, I don't wish we were Sunderland)

What a shower of dog shit that first XI is

About £25m would've been the going rate for him after his loan with us, purple patch or not. That's just what any semi-proven striker costs in the PL. But to pay that after the time he's had since is just crazy... they must have been properly scraping the barrel

Burnley paying £30m Inc add-ons for Broja, are they fucking stupid

That's a lot of words to say he doesn't have one single redeemable attribute

Seems like almost everyone is in agreement that he's gash but I'm genuinely wracking my brain for one thing he is good at... One single tangible, football-related attribute that warrants him being in this squad for three more years. Anyone?

A fucking ridiculous spectacle, at least it was funny

I think you may be underestimating the selfishness/ignorance/obliviousness of some people. If a game is going on while emergency services try and get to someone, you'll have people all over the stairs, blocking rows trying to watch the game, milling about down to the concourse etc etc. If the game stops and fans are made aware, I guess the thought is to have nothing distracting from the relevant people doing their job and make people aware of what's happening. Health and safety gone sensible.

20-ish goals/assists in 75-odd games at 18 is impressive, it's not a great league but it's competitive and physical. Can't say I'd be excited if we were in the Prem, but could be a decent bet at Championship level for a modest fee if we get it over the line. He's got a bit of class about him imo.

Gutted for Palace and the fans in particular, but the phrase 'rules are written in blood' comes to mind. I'd say no club will make Palace's mistake again in a hurry.