Weston Super Saint

Now, I'm no legal eagle, but I'm pretty sure you can't appeal against a decision BEFORE that decision has even been made....

Who didn't even have a camera

I assume since we've had no announcement today, that means we've appealed. Probably another 3 months before we hear anything if that's the case.

Was it Allie Horse?

Is he being charged with abandoning the wreck under the wreck removal convention act 2011? Would pour salt into the wounds

Not only that, but imagine all the doctors and nurses that arrived in just one day. At this rate the NHS will be fully staffed by Xmas.

Perhaps start a petition if you're unhappy with the charges the police have made against him? The CPS could still decide there's not enough evidence for the charges to hold. Do I get to choose which one of my family members gets the 10 years minimum?

Proportionate to the crime I assume you mean? In which case, if the charge of "destroying ships" is proven - and I'm going to stick my neck out here and say being filmed taking a knife to a ship and destroying it, seems fairly cut and dried - then the crime carries a tariff of up to life in prison. I assume you wouldn't complain if he got, say 10 years, as that would be proportionate to the crime he committed?

Is Parsons going with him?

When he gets a touchline ban, will he use ironic binoculars in the stands just to annoy Gibbo?

Depends if it was in French waters (presumably if the French were still on board?)? But fingers crossed. Deportation would be funny.

They've already proven they have survival instincts. Meanwhile, in Gosport last night, nothing happened 🤣

Whilst conveniently forgetting he was the utter fucking lunatic that admitted everything. In the boardroom. In Middlesbrough. He's whinging about it now, but it could have potentially been avoided (or partly) if he hadn't been so eager to hold his hands up and kept his fucking stupid mouth shut.

We could "work towards" it for the next century

Did they mention which international break?