Weston Super Saint

Today's the day for Nigel to shine! Will he beat the 36 other contenders for the hottest ticket in Clacton or will he be bested by a bin or a seagull or something? Who knows? Who cares?

That's a bit harsh, maybe just a good old fashioned vlogging?

The Ming dynasty was pretty progressive when it came to the lower paid masses to be fair.

FFS! You know he's not allowed a vote on these things.

We have similar loons who consider themselves to be 'freemen on the land'.

You've missed out the most important bit. Trump made money (finally!), lots of it! No more living in the shadow of his Daddy, he's a success don't you know.

Is that your daughter?

Good to see you've not squandered that money and have achieved outstanding results.

This one is planned for 2029 Still plenty of time for that to be scrapped and the cash given to shareholders instead.

It's illegal to ride e-scooters on public roads / paths, yet there is an article on BBC website today bemoaning the number of children being treated for injuries caused riding them. It proves you simply cannot legislate for stupidity.

I was going to go with Blue sky thinking, but thought that was a bit cliché what with the current weather.

Compared to the cost of not running them and having no water? Besides, they could be owned by the Government and the cost recouped by 'selling' the water to the water companies that have run out (assuming they remain privately owned).

A number of people were quoting the Swindon example and saying it would happen to us. I'll hold my hands up as that definitely wasn't me. I expected nothing to come of it, but how wrong was I! I know my thoughts were blinkered and I guess it was more in hope than expectation. In the cold light of day, throwing us out of the competition is realistically the only punishment we could have been given as the precedent had already been set. I don't like it, I'm not over the moon about it, but it's happened and I accept it.

So, we know the climate has changed, we know it's getting hotter and likely to continue to do so. Year after year now we have hosepipe bans followed by announcement of droughts. What is the Government doing about it? Apparently we have just the one desalination plant on mainland UK and that barely ever runs because it is too expensive (it is located on the Thames). Why not take a leaf out of the Middle East's book and make use of the enormous abundance of water that surrounds our island to mitigate the effects of the hot weather? Or is that thinking too much outside of the box?

Ironically, this makes me very happy that he's in charge of the big red button. I assume the process for arming nuclear bombs is a pretty long one with lots of detail. Fortunately, it looks like he will fall asleep during this and when the fat orange cunt wakes up will either have forgotten what he was doing, or, more likely, have changed his mind. Never felt so safe.