Weston Super Saint

Makes zero sense. 0/10, try again

Gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp?

Can someone please take AI away from Soggy? I know he doesn't like to think for himself and prefers to be told what to think, but being told by a robot is taking the piss....

There won't be any tarrifs. If there's one thing the orange baby is good at, it's backing down and pretending nothing happened. We've been here before! Would be a show of strength though for reciprocal tarrifs of 20% to be announced, rising to 50% (double Donny's tariffs) knowing they will never be implemented anyway.

Rupert would never be in the same room as a stinking foreigner. That's just how he is now.

Grab it with both hands. Pray.

Wait, what? Of course it's serious!

What's that large island that has grown South West of Spain? Is it Iceland?

Scienza?

That was the old Putin. The new one is fine.

And that is why you attract the attention you do! Such a kind hearted, caring, tolerant liberal you are, eh? You sound more like Trump every day

To be fair, it's pretty clear Nigel is a racist, always has been and likely always will be. For a lot of his party's supporters I'm sure that's the main draw - he's certainly not come out with any coherent policies so far - and they really don't care about anything more.

Surely by his logic a coach is a co and an ach, which is as much nonsense as ageing man!

Good news rarely sells papers / gains clicks..

I'm looking forward to teams playing Stoke and finding their shooting boots, continuing the tradition of Baz facing absolute worldies week in week out.