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Not sure we can sack the England manager?

He'll also see what proof they've got. I reckon they've really got their work cut out to prove he did it! Although pleading not guilty to a crime that everyone knows you've committed isn't going to make sure you get a lower sentence when the decision is made!

Not really. From the bullet points of Parson's statement the other day, he states it is likely to be done within a month, assuming we don't take up the option to appeal. No news, in this case, is literally no news.

That sounds like one hell of a Christmas party!

Or Monday, surely?

Now, I'm no legal eagle, but I'm pretty sure you can't appeal against a decision BEFORE that decision has even been made....

Who didn't even have a camera

I assume since we've had no announcement today, that means we've appealed. Probably another 3 months before we hear anything if that's the case.

Was it Allie Horse?

Is he being charged with abandoning the wreck under the wreck removal convention act 2011? Would pour salt into the wounds

Not only that, but imagine all the doctors and nurses that arrived in just one day. At this rate the NHS will be fully staffed by Xmas.

Perhaps start a petition if you're unhappy with the charges the police have made against him? The CPS could still decide there's not enough evidence for the charges to hold. Do I get to choose which one of my family members gets the 10 years minimum?

Proportionate to the crime I assume you mean? In which case, if the charge of "destroying ships" is proven - and I'm going to stick my neck out here and say being filmed taking a knife to a ship and destroying it, seems fairly cut and dried - then the crime carries a tariff of up to life in prison. I assume you wouldn't complain if he got, say 10 years, as that would be proportionate to the crime he committed?

Is Parsons going with him?

When he gets a touchline ban, will he use ironic binoculars in the stands just to annoy Gibbo?