Weston Super Saint

Like his Guiness, he's not bitter?

Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah.

Pretty sure this is the result the Saints board have been waiting for. No way they can replace Tonda now! Imagine rubbing their dirty Northern noses in it twice next season!

Probably sue Wembley, because something something.

Cheats never prosper.

Anyone got any plans for this afternoon? I'm going to have to get the grass cut in the back garden, so probably get stuck into that.

Looks like someone has been following the 'limit travel' advice

Apart from us, which TEAM has been suspended as a punishment?

Apart from us, which teams have been suspended as a punishment?

You think Phil should have 'fessed up to more? I'm sure he would if someone pointed a small table lamp at him.

Absolutely. But could have been a solid stalling tactic...

Rightly fucking so! Spied on 3 games and gained 1 point from them. That's what should be being punished.

Played a blinder so far, right?

Just clarifying the timeline! Last week, spying wasn't a big deal, after all what could you possibly glean from watching training a couple of days before a match that you couldn't get from watching every match ever played? This week, Tonda is the devil incarnate. Spying on teams and blatantly disregarding all the rules. There's no other explanation for our recent improvements other than spying on teams a couple of days before the match. Last week, Boro fans were off the chart crazy. This week....

I like him. I think he should stay. Besides, I don't think anyone at our club has the backbone to sit in front of those mad staring eyes and say 'you're fired'.