Today's the day for Nigel to shine!
Will he beat the 36 other contenders for the hottest ticket in Clacton or will he be bested by a bin or a seagull or something?
Who knows? Who cares?
You've missed out the most important bit. Trump made money (finally!), lots of it! No more living in the shadow of his Daddy, he's a success don't you know.
It's illegal to ride e-scooters on public roads / paths, yet there is an article on BBC website today bemoaning the number of children being treated for injuries caused riding them.
It proves you simply cannot legislate for stupidity.