Weston Super Saint

Is Parsons going with him?

When he gets a touchline ban, will he use ironic binoculars in the stands just to annoy Gibbo?

Depends if it was in French waters (presumably if the French were still on board?)? But fingers crossed. Deportation would be funny.

They've already proven they have survival instincts. Meanwhile, in Gosport last night, nothing happened 🤣

Whilst conveniently forgetting he was the utter fucking lunatic that admitted everything. In the boardroom. In Middlesbrough. He's whinging about it now, but it could have potentially been avoided (or partly) if he hadn't been so eager to hold his hands up and kept his fucking stupid mouth shut.

We could "work towards" it for the next century

Did they mention which international break?

I think that was only the bit before the money ran out.

Not like they needed to be soothsayers to predict what they were in for though is it?

This is the kind of behaviour that 'brings the game into disrepute', actual breaking of laws : https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3qjkpgengn7o I'll bet Tonda receives a harsher sentence though....

Why were you running in Claridge's? Was there a sale on?

And yet, you are one of the very few people on the planet who has reached their 'full' potential

FFS! What's he admitting to this time? We were the ones that hid Lord Lucan? Princess Diana was run off the road by one of our analysts? Watergate was us?

His hands end up in the same location on the pitch after the dive as they were before it. How many times did he do that with us? One step to his right and they would have been in a better position!

More importantly, will we be using legal council (at all?) that will actually bother to look?