Weston Super Saint

Where's the 'December' option?

Not really a great deal for him though is it? Bottom half at Xmas and he may not have any suitors as opposed to the ones he has now who may be offering more money than he is currently on. You seem to be under the illusion there is loyalty to anything other than pound notes in football.

There will be a sell on clause, so keep your powder dry

To be fair, what a use of the word 'minge', well played sir.

It's Trump journalism. Say it enough times and it must be true.

The presenters on BBC had their phones on the table during the athletics - they cut back to them just as the noise started.

Two lads from Northern Ireland just signed pro contracts from our academy. Not heard one single complaint about us stealing them from Northern Ireland....

FFS not another one. When will it end?

Definitely something that's come out of the blue. No legislating for such events.

So Essex Police are lying by stating they didn't advise any candidate not to attend?

Apparently we picked him up from Chelsea's academy before they took him back off us. But this info is completely irrelevant and spoils the narrative.

I'm astonished that it seems to have passed you by, but I assume it was to mock the frog faced bellend.

Today's the day for Nigel to shine! Will he beat the 36 other contenders for the hottest ticket in Clacton or will he be bested by a bin or a seagull or something? Who knows? Who cares?

That's a bit harsh, maybe just a good old fashioned vlogging?

The Ming dynasty was pretty progressive when it came to the lower paid masses to be fair.