Weston Super Saint

That's the definition of true love

It certainly does, never have a problem finding a space

WYKYK

To be fair, it's probably safe for Haitians, not so much for 'Mericans.

All those billionaires need somewhere to park up once they've deserted the UK.

He famously once stated that he really doesn't care about other teams and certainly isn't interested in their tactics, so he would never have any need to spy. That's the level of self confidence that should be admired and celebrated.

Greatness should always be celebrated. Just because you don't understand, doesn't make you a bad person.

Didn't Japan launch a rocket to Mars this week? How the fuck did they manage that without Elon the Great's help and sage advice?

Storm Austen is heading our way later this week. We never seem to get as much advice about winter storms as we do when it's a little bit warm. Hope everyone knows how they can keep safe.

Which means 33% of Americans are thick as fuck. I wonder if they would buy some magic beans?

Can he not just be signed up for some school lessons to educate him?

It reads like one of Oswald's posts!

The most we'd be able to muster is probably a snapped crayon.

Not sure I remember any others, was that Big Gav's first ever clean sheet in a league match at St Mary's?

If you're not still playing Emperor : Rise of the middle kingdom, then something has gone seriously wrong with your life.