Weston Super Saint

Stylistically, agreed. Although you have to admire how prolific he was.

Winnable match for the Seagulls. Good revenue stream as well as the 'seaside' derby is bound to be on TV. Win, win.

Don't think we're allowed to send criminals to Australia any more.

Er, not in January, no.

Weston Super Mare away please.

I think he was rating his own performance....

Yeah, not really the saying. Apples always fall from the tree.

Can we not do that anyway?

Fuck me, you really are dull. Please don't go to Germany and speak to their football fans, we don't want them thinking the whole country is like you.

Why would they do that? It was bogwoppit in Germany talking to one of their fans, not you or MLG. I'm sure they were both happy to agree that as a footballer, he is absolutely shit.

Does it make things better or worse that we currently have a Prime Minister in charge of the country who is LESS popular than that imbecile?

I think you're getting yourself all tangled up with the fact that he can be shit at football and still be joint top scorer in a team playing in a shit league.

Maybe my history knowledge isn't great but didn't "migrants" originally colonise the UK to make it what it is today?

Welcome to our world! 'Tis the Southampton SR way.

It's almost as if you've stumbled on a Brexit benefit - the right to pick and choose what elements of the EU we want to involve ourselves in for the betterment of the UK.... Whether they're the right decisions or not doesn't detract from the ability to make them.