Weston Super Saint

Does it explain how he didn't actually "create" Tesla, but bought it from someone else? Such a sick inventor.

I hope so! Apparently he's already been shitting himself regarding 'hits' being put out for him! Maybe some boiling water with sugar accidents occur...

Looks like he'll be in for a while - the early release scheme doesn't apply to those convicted of rape! Now for some more convictions to run consecutively!

Out in five years. Probably eligible for early release in three. Let's hope the convictions keep coming!

I think the XG figures prove week in and week out what nonsense they really are.

Their stats from last night. You need to feel sorry for all fans watching their games - over 400 sideways passes 🙄

Allegedly!!!

He'll be fine in prison.

I imagine by verse 3 some of our Dinlo's would have veered off to singing about Pompey.

He gets a couple of days of everything being about him?

It sure is! https://meassociation.org.uk/2025/07/prevalence-latest-research-suggests-a-62-increase-on-historic-estimates-for-me-cfs-in-the-uk/ Luckily, you can now also get it from having Covid!

GCSE in making the doors fall off the comedy car. A level in clown makeup. Degree in bellendery.

Vote is still open for me. I'm taking my time to make sure I get this tricky decision right.

Makes you wonder what made him write all those children's books. Will they now all be burnt in the street?

Proof, if ever it was needed, that he really is senile.