Weston Super Saint

At least he has a clear target for what he needs to earn in the next 12 months if he wants to go on holiday.

It's definitely in the top two reasons.

Eastleigh - so anyone training there the day before a match having travelled can be watched. Although you'd like to think they wouldn't be working on tactics then!

Why do they need concrete proof? Pathetic Phil will just put his hands in the air and own up won't he?

Like his Guiness, he's not bitter?

Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah.

Pretty sure this is the result the Saints board have been waiting for. No way they can replace Tonda now! Imagine rubbing their dirty Northern noses in it twice next season!

Probably sue Wembley, because something something.

Cheats never prosper.

Anyone got any plans for this afternoon? I'm going to have to get the grass cut in the back garden, so probably get stuck into that.

Looks like someone has been following the 'limit travel' advice

Apart from us, which TEAM has been suspended as a punishment?

Apart from us, which teams have been suspended as a punishment?

You think Phil should have 'fessed up to more? I'm sure he would if someone pointed a small table lamp at him.

Absolutely. But could have been a solid stalling tactic...