Weston Super Saint

FFS not another one. When will it end?

Definitely something that's come out of the blue. No legislating for such events.

So Essex Police are lying by stating they didn't advise any candidate not to attend?

Apparently we picked him up from Chelsea's academy before they took him back off us. But this info is completely irrelevant and spoils the narrative.

I'm astonished that it seems to have passed you by, but I assume it was to mock the frog faced bellend.

Today's the day for Nigel to shine! Will he beat the 36 other contenders for the hottest ticket in Clacton or will he be bested by a bin or a seagull or something? Who knows? Who cares?

That's a bit harsh, maybe just a good old fashioned vlogging?

The Ming dynasty was pretty progressive when it came to the lower paid masses to be fair.

FFS! You know he's not allowed a vote on these things.

We have similar loons who consider themselves to be 'freemen on the land'.

You've missed out the most important bit. Trump made money (finally!), lots of it! No more living in the shadow of his Daddy, he's a success don't you know.

Is that your daughter?

Good to see you've not squandered that money and have achieved outstanding results.

This one is planned for 2029 Still plenty of time for that to be scrapped and the cash given to shareholders instead.

It's illegal to ride e-scooters on public roads / paths, yet there is an article on BBC website today bemoaning the number of children being treated for injuries caused riding them. It proves you simply cannot legislate for stupidity.