Weston Super Saint

Have they cancelled the Charlton game already? EFL out!

On the M49 this morning, the matrix board had a message saying "extreme heat, take care". It didn't tell me how to take care though, what to do, how to do it, how I could avoid dying etc. All very disappointing. Then on the A470, the matrix sign said "Heat alert, take water with you". It didn't tell me how much water or where to take it. So confusing. Surely taking water with me would be heavy, which would make me hotter? I tried the trick last night where you put hands in cold water. I guess it worked as it did make my hands colder, for a very short time anyway. Other than that it was useless.

We need to try harder. It's taken fifty bloody years to break the summer heat record of 1976. We're clearly not trying hard enough.

They're ALL ON FUCKING HOLIDAY during the summer. Not sure that should come as a surprise. They work really, really hard for 9 months of the year and deserve their three months off!

I'm not that bothered, if I need a loan, and let's face it, that's all these companies are in business for, I'll get it from my bank who I've been with for over 45 years. They always offer the best rate.

I had 960 odd score with my mortgage. When I paid it off it dropped to 500 odd when nothing else changed. I went from being good with money to being shit just by paying off my biggest debt! I don't pay any attention to it now.

Not a hope in hell.

That's unfair. The guy in the white is now holding his phone up and pointing. AI picture editing is not just for making nudes you know.

Something you do often?

He'd probably pull a hamstring doing that.

Surely not "all" of his words?

Sure. But scar tissue something, something.

That explains Russell Martin then.

I think we have to wait until it's all over, then we get a summary of everything that's happened where he'll claim he knew it all, all along.

Swing him from the Itchen bridge.