Weston Super Saint

Would you like to buy a reaonably sized, nearly new, rubber boat?

Macklemore donated $1m to the region. Meanwhile Ed Sheeran donated $2m, but because he doesn't publicise his donations, has lost a shit ton of followers. That is a very real reflection of the real world and how shallow it has become.

Not a chance they will 😎

1.85cm isn't very big at all. Were they shopping at borrowers.com?

Has the black hole gone yet then?

The one that is slightly less well off than our owner you mean?

Male tennis players watching middle aged women taking their shirts off? Doesn't bear thinking about.

Yes. But that bit needs to be done before you go blabbing to the opposition telling them how we did it, all of it and then some more.

Only if you're a fat bastard.

I prefer to think of them as our resident ultracrepidarians.

Flowerbeds? Flowerbeds? We shouldn't be encouraging these hoodlums to cultivate weeds.

For hglestah admitting he's thick as fuck? Unlikely, I suspect most already knew.

"Directorships are for losers" - on sale soon.

Does this mean we're not broken anymore or that he wasn't able to break us enough?

You're ignoring survival of the fittest! Those are exactly the immigrants we want. They've already proved they're winners so will be top bracket tax payers and net contributors. Come on, start thinking exponentially!!