Weston Super Saint

This is just nonsense (your post that is, not the article). Why did you feel the need to bring colour into it? Your desperation to highlight other races commit rape crime is overtly racist. It's a weird obsession.

Allegedly there will be a book burning next week and they are working on a virus to wipe Kindles...

Back home now - feel a bit groggy, but that could be all the wine as I think the jabs will keep me safe...

Fair play to our justice system - this is real, tangible evidence of convicted prisoners being rehabilitated back into society.

He did bleat on (and on and on and on) about how it "takes time" for his tactics and philosophy to fully bed in. Seems he was right, it takes two seasons ....

I'm in Portsmouth until Wednesday. What I noticed is that there is a rather large, very nice luxury yacht parked up at Gun wharf quays - does she own one?

They are sworn in law enforcers, just like, err polICE officers. For some reason you have decided they are different but US law says they are the same, with the same powers.

Probably won't even need the big coat.

Then there was the self imposed bans and timeouts on the naughty step. It's astonishing that the post counts are so close! He must have really made up for lost time since he found a fiver down the back of the sofa, no wonder he posts so much shit.

Source? I suspect you are guessing.

Is that a spot the tooth competition?

At least they're consistent - relegation all but confirmed by Jan 1st last season...

You break it, you pay for it.

Ribble do some pretty good road E bikes that are at least a third of that and come in around the 10kg mark...

I feel sorry for your search algorithms, they must be seriously fucked up.