Weston Super Saint

Not through fucking choice! Bollocks to the environment when it gets over 23C in the house!

It was from Amazon. Was described as having cooling fins - the same as a fridge - on the back. It neglected to say they were made of cardboard and whilst it did pump water around you had to freeze two small ice packs (about the size of ice lollies!) to chill the water, a feat that never actually happened. Absolute bag of wank! Luckily, Amazon take shit like that back, no questions asked!

I did. It was absolute dogshit. It's been returned and so has my money.

So the FA could charge all managers that have been in charge of Man City in conjunction with the PL charges However, I assume they can only do this once found 'guilty' which is unlikely to happen in our lifetime the way the PL is stringing it out!

He's a football coach, not fucking Midas.

The charges made against Tonda were initially from the EFL, but the FA are still involved. Maybe because, you know, they oversee ALL football in the UK?

Bill granted Royal Ascent in Jersey. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdjk4zlkv42o

What is going on? Temperatures forecast to hit over 30C this weekend and no sign at all of a weather warning. What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to survive?

You wear it with a dinner jacket

Looked at them in the past but didn't think they would work when rowing so didn't bother. Went for the Amazfit Helio strap instead. Less than £100 and does what a Whoop band does and plenty more...

Counting United National Treasures was ruled out very early in the process too.

Errr. No they fucking aren't!!

Andy Burnham taking over

Meh. This is probably true! Thick as mince is our Nige.

Surely that's all they needed for this particular person? Unless of course he's completed outwitted the entire Border Force and Immigration System by changing his second name, in which case I don't think Europe pre Brexit would have helped us.