Weston Super Saint

And they would never lie! Not those good honest people who just happened to find themselves entering the country illegally! No sir, not them. Imagine when they all say they've come from America. We can just send them packing and they're Donny's problem!

How do you know where their country of origin is if the passport is dumped in the channel?

And on the Isle of Wight.

They do surrender quite easily though....

You couldn't make it up with those inbred mutants though! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cje8lwzjz5lo Not sure they've truly grasped the 'not in my back yard' mantra! Seems like the migrants were desperate to get out of there though and who can blame them!

I think we've all moved on from "hate". We now enjoy watching his inevitable downfall.

I wouldn't be too sure about that! Ask anyone who the fittest manager in the world is and the answer will be unanimous!

Although to be fair, just after he says 'and MAYBE that is on me', he then says 'but that's no excuse' and goes on to blame the young inexperienced players for being shit. He's gaslighting Leicester after just 5 games.

Well, that's that settled then. He wasn't even listening - especially when he responded with glee about the prospect of more grubby money, he wasn't even listening to himself! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0qxgn7q1vdo

Whoosh?

3 games unbeaten. Every unbeaten run has to start somewhere...

Blimey! Why were the locals wearing balaclavas - are they that bad in Dover?

Shiny new stadium though, so there's that.

Do the FAB completely ignore the women's team? Is there a separate WFAB?

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