Weston Super Saint

It'll be a three match ban - to match the number of games spied on.

Some guy called Prowse. Not sure of his captain credentials though.

A six pack of pork and leek sausages, a box of 24 Walkers and a can of Tango. As deals go, that's not bad.

Does he have a bell? Didn't he already try the gender thing when he was caught sniffing the seats in the ladies bogs?

Nah. He wouldn't have done a preseason, no game time. He'd need 3 months to get fit.

I knew he'd come good. Just knew it.

Half season ticket?

Why do they always look like they've been to a funeral in these pics?

We're waiting for the result. If we win, no further action. If we lose, we'll go all Middlesbrough on the EFL.

Their taskings are given by HM Coastguard. The RNLI does not decide what incidents it does or does not attend.

I'm fairly sure the VOLUNTEERS aren't FoRcEd to do anything.

Under what authority? Pretty sure the navy won't be forcing non military vessels out of our waters without authority.

That should work really well in places like hospitals. Let's make sure the surgeons spread their germs whilst operating eh? We should ban gas masks whilst we're at it to. Also respirators for firefighters and people working in dusty environments. So many reasons why those pesky face coverings should be b-anned. Full stop.

Doing it this way means there is room to add on more deductions at a later date

The answer seems so simple. Instead of deserting the country in their hundreds of thousands, why don't the UK billionaires invest in 10y bonds - after all it's a massive return on their investments.