Weston Super Saint

You OK Hun? This is so far off the fence for you I'm concerned about your welfare!

Is that when you lost your vote?

Exactly. He's just signed a three year contract to make sure he's financially secure whilst sitting and watching football.

And yet we've scored the second most league goals so far this season....

Lost his popularity contest and has now rage quit in protest. Apparently he's off to work on the International stage, which I assume is code for earning a shit load more money than wasting his time as a run of the mill MP, despite stating on record he would continue to honour his commitments until the next election. Another politician proving they're in it for themselves.

This has been an absolutely tremendous window. People forget that we disposed of Bazunu. Whilst there is no mention of whether or not we received any actual money for him, it didn't cost us a bean to get rid of him, well, except maybe some petrol money? Not sure you can give less than 9 out of 10, just on that bit of business.

We scored five on Saturday, where did they all come from?

*HEAR FFS, no wonder everything is so bad.

Genius development in the spygate saga

The FA hasn't, and I don't believe will, sanction SFC, so entirely comparable.

Bazunu had a number of senior caps for Ireland and regularly played in the Premier League. #justsaying

How did he get on at the World Cup?

But then post the original, untranslated version so no one can read it. Then point out how smart you are by saying it's automatically translated on X, whilst not noticing that the copied version isn't. Call everyone else stupid for not being able to use X properly

Luis Suarez 'worked' for his club when he went round doing his vampire impression. He still got a personal ban....

Surely you can just check the ears?