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Apart from us, which TEAM has been suspended as a punishment?

Apart from us, which teams have been suspended as a punishment?

You think Phil should have 'fessed up to more? I'm sure he would if someone pointed a small table lamp at him.

Absolutely. But could have been a solid stalling tactic...

Rightly fucking so! Spied on 3 games and gained 1 point from them. That's what should be being punished.

Played a blinder so far, right?

Just clarifying the timeline! Last week, spying wasn't a big deal, after all what could you possibly glean from watching training a couple of days before a match that you couldn't get from watching every match ever played? This week, Tonda is the devil incarnate. Spying on teams and blatantly disregarding all the rules. There's no other explanation for our recent improvements other than spying on teams a couple of days before the match. Last week, Boro fans were off the chart crazy. This week....

I like him. I think he should stay. Besides, I don't think anyone at our club has the backbone to sit in front of those mad staring eyes and say 'you're fired'.

Sweepstake. When will you see your first public information warning about staying hydrated / cool during the upcoming heatwave?

Barry the briefcase is probably a better shout. I doubt that fucker is owning up to anything. Ever.

Will end up with 2 point deduction and remain expelled like the naughty kid. One point deduction for each league game spied on.

Good news for us though, Hull will be pretty knackered after an hour of playing Boro and won't relish another 90 mins against us!

Rightly so with hands up and surrender Phil at the helm!

You're forgetting half and half scarf sales

And every player that ever dived looking for a penalty should be given a straight red if one isn't awarded. After all it's the intent of the cheating rather than the outcome.