Weston Super Saint

I have it on good authority that he used his time there to dust the trophy room - so probably a good couple of hours?

The Companies House description doesn't make it any clearer : "82990 - Other business support service activities not elsewhere classified" Could be anything!!

He has, but he was the only one there so he buggered off home again.

What qualifications are needed for the 'deputy prime minister' or even Prime Minister role? Not sure it's quantifiable like a doctor or a vet. If you are good enough, you can do it, if not, you can't....

Arguably we definitely weren't a PL team all of last season either.

Beautiful words. Fitting tribute to such a masterpiece.

Unlikely. Just taking the piss out of your (lame) piss poor attempt at piss taking (again).

I have never said you have said that labour shortages do not contribute to rising inflation. I was merely answering your question about Whelk's post, that you said you weren't quite sure what he was getting at....

To be honest, I thought Lamesaint had more hair.

Article is behind a pay wall so I can't read it. What 'staff were kept in the dark' is the article on about? It's hardly been the best kept secret in the world....

Brilliant.

To be fair, the Yoda impression isn't bad considering what he's got to work with.

Moisin is a lorry driver. Lorry drivers are a skillset that there is a shortage of. Lorry drivers are paid more money than they were to entice them to work for other companies who have a shortage. The cost of paying the lorry drivers more money is added on to the cost of goods that they are transporting around the country. General labour shortages will have the same knock on effect - companies will compete with money to attract workers when they are short, this will raise prices of the goods and services they supply. Ergo, labour shortages also contribute to rising inflation.

It's almost like they've been defeated in a single weekend.....

Definitely Glastonbury Tor - which I went past. But the picture was indeed taken from Street, which was way busier than Glastonbury.

The ape creatures of the Indus make the point much better than you do, Baldrick.

Not sure what all the fuss is about. I was in Glastonbury this morning, quiet as a moon landing it was. No music, nothing.

It appears they have such a surplus of weapons and ammo that they are able to use it on themselves. Very considerate of them. Brings new meaning to the word 'special' in SMO.

This on the other hand! What can I say, superb bantz skillz going on here. Top job. p.s. WestON not WestERN

Is that what it is? You need to work on your piss taking skills. Piss poor.

How do you know they haven't

This bit is absolutely batshit fucking mental! Basically, you're saying your thumbs take on a life of their own when typing and take control over the language you use. Fucking thumbs! Next they'll be taking over the world!

Pretty much every.single.post

FFS - over 24 hours in charge now and no sign of any players being bought or sold despite everyone insisting he had to start straight away to get it sorted.