Weston Super Saint

This aged well.

There's only ONE good thing about that team sheet - it's reminded me I have a lovely wedge of Brie waiting for me for lunch

And didn't even get in the Wales team!

How? He hasn't played any matches (except 45 mins in the B team).

Isn't it his job, with all the players available to make it perfect?

I can't publish them I'm afraid as it tends to upset people when they see how big the numbers are. Just one point of order though, it needs to be written as xA+Ff

I think you're underestimating front footedness. Aggression is one thing, but it's nowhere near potent enough unless combined with front footedness.

Indeed it is. He wasn't.

It's only 8 miles away, pop down and ask them

As ever, it's the hope that kills

May seem excessive but it's the right thing to do.

I suspect you may well have missed the bit about Rasmus liking his managers to have failed in the past - apparently they come back stronger. Same philosophy for his football teams. By failing, we win, simples.

We've never been good enough for Google. We've been relegated to bing.

Rasmus does....

Too much aggression, not enough front foot?

With the greatest respect, he won't be.

Don't all models rely on the subjective opinion of the assessor to decide the danger level involved? Presumably that would take into account the ability of the shot taker - but oddly, not when it comes to penalties as they have a fixed xG.

Squirrel

This! Absolutely this! Well, definitely this, apart from the £120million or so spent on new players since the summer. Other than that, this!

To be fair, I've been to Merthyr plenty of times and seen the 'Welsh women'. Can't begrudge Nathan a fucking lucky escape there!!

Heart beat and culture is one thing. Not winning games due to shit coaches is another entirely.

What you do in your own time is your business 😲

Bristol City, Plymouth if they get promoted (quite likely). Ipswich too if they can scrape through (not been there since 1991). If Cardiff can sort themselves out that could be a good day out. Exeter and Bristol Rovers would be good for me as well, but will probably have to wait until the season after for those

It says it's by Alfred de Zayas 🤷‍♂️

But might sort out our "positioning* weaknesses....