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Ruben Selles, your football is shit.

Then sacked him less than a week later.... Selles better watch his back with friends like those.

There's definitely been more ludicrous decisions lately - like Janny fucking B getting the nod whilst DCC stays at home weeding the garden.

Only Investor.

I suspect it may have something to do with the fact that being a world class leader is a little more complex than telling anyone who will listen that you are a world class leader.

Indeed. But it's a two way street and I imagine that Saints (finally), have done their maths as well. Let's say they gave in and offered a two year deal (which is likely to have mitigated JM's contract losses from Leeds), he accepts and is piss poor meaning he gets the boot at the end of the season. Meanwhile, The Welsh Wonderkind and the Austrian Klopp are still living life to the max and not bothering to look for a new role, leaving Saints to pay the wages of THREE ex managers as well as having to fork out for a FOURTH when a new one is appointed. All that whilst in the Championship!

He'd be our best player manager

Or, they really didn't have any insight.

Luckily, we're still paying extra for the 'daily standing charge' to compensate BG / Centrica for taking on all those firms that failed, not sure how they are managing to cope financially without our help. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64652142 Absolutely no way those charges should be re-examined given the huge increase in profits, no sir!

Or, by the look of it, a cursory glance at Wiki which would have confirmed he signed in Feb 2022, ONE year ago.

Players now decide who the manager will be.

Chelsea lost. You never know, it could be Potter by Sunday....

Seriously? The players all agreed Jones was the absolute fucking best we could do? I suspect the pulse of the players needs a drastic intervention if that's the case.

No one knows whose squad it is now

No point trying to second guess our esteemed hierarchy, they gave Nathan the nod. Never forget that...

Sorry, the players have ruled him out already.

Roy Hodgson or an old fella with a cauliflower on his head? Was he with your daughter?

Not to us

Monkeys

Hang on. If they weren't convinced Marsch was totally the man they wanted, surely they shouldn't have offered a contract in the first place? That would have been the 'proper' thing to do wouldn't it?

They've been tracking Marsch as well - apparently long before he went to Leeds.... There really is no end to the number of manager's we're tracking. Not sure why anyone needs to worry about Chinese spy cameras with all the tracking we do!

Although may suggest he's not exactly the shy, retiring type

Not sure 'We Marsch on' is the best look.

He was last week, not one person could hear him (but that might have something to do with him not even being on the subs bench so probably at home or playing golf or something).

Is iT PoTTeR, PleAsE lET It bE poTtEr, Oh i sO wiSh iT iS pOtTeR.