Weston Super Saint

In my house, we don't bother looking at the stairs to be fair.

All that due to you living in glorious Britain, the country you continuously deride. If only you'd never left your amazing homeland, you could have owned three houses out right by now.

I don't see what all the fuss is about regarding the WhatsApp messages. Can't they just get them from the Chinese?

More and more detail starting to emerge. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65775251 I guess this rules out the line that 'the other guy may have made all the moves' and leans ever closer to the 'grooming' category - even if it doesn't suit the narrative of 'certain' people.....

Weren't we "officially" relegated when they put an "R" next to us in the league table? Pretty sure there was no way back after that...

That's what NDAs are for

So more land for houses to overcome the housing crises?

Bit late! 1/30th of the month is already over! I fear you may not be taking this as seriously as you should! I shall be celebrating however the famous high street brands tell me I should be, it's easier than actually having to think about it.

Imagine how many jobs Orsic could have saved....

I think we have to assume that he didn't until "hard" evidence is produced.

Which is all well and good for our 'existing' players, but in order to get to that figure we'd need to sell on a lot of players. The ones we will need to bring in to replace them are presumably going to add to the wage bill....

In other, completely unrelated news, 83 year old man has announced his 29 year old girlfriend is 8 months pregnant. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65764387

No it doesn't. It says he got the job when he was 18 and they "subsequently" had an affair. It could have been 2 years later. You shouldn't jump to these conclusions if you don't have any evidence....

I haven't.

Hopefully there will be a new favourite moment at the 2023 TdF when he takes sole possession of the record....

Well, apart from Rolf and Jimmy and Gary. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/reason-phillip-schofields-younger-ex-27029980 It doesn't need a rocket scientist to figure out that something 'could' have happened when the child was under age - whether it did or not or whether anyone has any actual 'proof' is unknown, unless the person in question makes a complaint.

The point is, we don't know yet. As has been demonstrated, Pip wasn't keen to walk away from his multi million pound contract. I'm sure people were asking what Rolf and Jimmy had done that was illegal before the details came out. Time will tell - or Pip will make more money from a book detailing how he was cancelled for lying about a relationship that was ill advised rather than illegal....

Does this mean we'll be looking at the league table this year?

That's how it started with Rolf and Jimmy.

Way off target? You confused £19m with £four hundred fucking million! That's not way off, that's Che Adams territory. It would be more astonishing if people didn't take the piss out of your maths.

Time of our lives

Meh. Chickenfeed compared to last week.

Welcome to the club

I hope they outline how many millions they will be putting in to the club this week - avoids all the rumours and speculation.

No guarantees we won't do exactly that....