Weston Super Saint

War

No where near as dramatic as when it slams shut.

Elevate

This is just daft. It may be true, we may have about 8 days worth of 'ammo' in stock right now, but as you point out, we are not at war. You don't go to bed on Sunday with zero sign of war, wake up on Monday and we are in an 'all out war'. It would take months of posturing and negotiations before an event that huge would happen. Guess what, during that time we would be making more 'ammo', more weapons, more vehicles, more planes, more ships etc etc. It is mental to think that our current stock of 'ammo' would be what we would have available on the first day of an 'all out war'.

Wait, what? £150k MORE? Can't we just get Chatbot to do the charts?

1980 called, asking for its cliches back....

i don't believe they've officially announced that yet - but I'd hope the players have been told... this article says they return back to Staplewood in 'late June' : I guess we can probably go with the last week in June??

Jesus wept The club published a statement saying the new manager would be in place at the start of pre season training. Stop wetting your bed and wait for that date to come round... If we have no manager in place on the day pre season starts, feel free to piss yourself to your heart's content.

Not very bright directly quoting someone you continuously insist you have on ignore 😉

Not such the liberal elite you pretend to be then if that is truly the case....

Unfortunately, this is the danger when you take kids out of school so early in life and get them to concentrate solely on football....

Although not so much when sharing your misogynist views about 'big titted German women'.

Portsmouth?

It's fine, I understand the need, I'm just being pedanticly ironic in that post as aintclever has been screaming from the rooftops demanding 'unequivocal proof' every time anyone posts anything....

And yet you've spent the last 3 weeks demanding 'conclusive' proof. For the person who used to head up the CPS, you don't appear to have much of a grasp on the law.

When you announced you weren't very bright, you weren't joking were you? I assume you meant 'devisive'.

We went to Norway earlier this month and I can assure you we didn't fall off - any further than that and I can not give any assurances....

I imagine Boris will be eyeing up Nadine's nice safe seat...

No way. Don't put yourself down. You're one of the brightest stupid people I've ever encountered.

Yep, you missed it all right. Adults can be groomed. Surely they covered that when you headed up the CPS?

What about those that used to work in the typing pool at the Guardian?

Could be. 3. Having a marble floor in a bathroom.

Two more crimes should be added to the list. 1. Carpet in the bathroom 2. Carpet from 1970

Is Schroedinger actually elyuseless in disguise?

That's what happens when you try to think...