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Is this the '60 minute makeover' team in fancy dress?

Didn't we try that already a couple of times? We've had one goal (?) from that combination haven't we?

Imagine the threads in 2053. On Boxing Day it will be something along the lines of "I remember 30 years ago today when we had some little Welsh fella as our manager, we got tonked by Brighton FFS, but still, at least we were seven leagues higher back then". Good times!

January Source = the PL table ....

Scotland's Boris?

Which is why he couldn't go to prison as he couldn't be without his belt.

To be honest he couldn't wind up an old watch.

Can we please try putting Lyanco upfront for this one? We've already tried everyone else and they've been shit, so why not? At least you know he'll scare the shit out of everyone when he charges around. He may even kick lumps out of their defence and who knows, might get a lucky goal. Maybe this is the front footed aggression that the Welsh prick was looking for?

Don't think we're allowed to do that more than once a season.

I'm not going to be the one to try and explain to Soggy about ratios and that the percentage of Asian men committing this particular crime is higher than all the other demographics. That would be way too much like hard work.

People like you refer to brown people as immigrants. 'nuff said.

What players of ours do you have in mind that are proven attackers?

Canal

It's being investigated as a murder so there is little doubt the culprit will be found before the week is out and announced publicly. The narrative will be fun though as they can't really blame it on Ukraine as they will then be telling the Russian people that they aren't safe in their own towns and cities. Edit : make that before the day is out, not the week!!

You don't know that for sure. They've already let plenty of people INTO their country without a passport

Unless you are going to France, then leave your passport at home as they let any fucker cross La Manche without one.

Quite. Brighton is near the sea, Chelsea isn't (even though it has the word in it). Ergo, he will come to Southampton which is near the sea and be brilliant again. You 'see' it's the sea that brings out the best in PoTtEr. Why has no-one else seen this, nurse, nurse?

And we have no ambition.

Minor shareholder who has limited voting rights then prick.

Oh god yes, LeT iT bEe PottEr.

Owner 🤣

Shit loads on energy if you lived in France - but that's only because we let them charge us an absolute fortune which supplements their own country

Norway next, don't envisage any issues at all. But I know how important it is to you so I'll update once we return (I won't do it whilst there as frankly, I'll have way more interesting things to do).

Jesus wept

There aren't any strikes. It's just the French being, well, French 🤷‍♀️