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Which would be why I said it is irrelevant anyway. That's the perspective that you've misunderstood.

Impossible to know, but highly likely.

Perspective... Taking him off avoids all possibility of a red card. If he'd been shown a red he would miss three games. Better to take him off in a game where we are winning than risk him not being able to play. It's unlikely to be relevant though as we aren't going to get enough points with or without him!

It just seems a little odd that some are saying "unless we get the manager I want, but don't actually know which one I want, then I'm not going to be a supporter anymore". Luckily, Bournemouth will have room for you...

What names are on your list that would convince you to renew your ST?

Jesus wept! Statistics are NOT needed to tell us that. Just eyes!

Shop window mentality once more from us. They know we're going down and only put in some effort against the "big" teams hoping someone will ignore the shit they produce the rest of the season and give them a contract so they can warm the bench with fistfuls of money.

When you write it like that, not exactly an exclusive revelation is it? Our form has reached 90th out of 92 teams in English football recently. I imagine that we have been rooted to the bottom of the form table from the top 5 leagues in Europe for pretty much the whole season. Probably doesn't take a genius to figure out the the 'keeper in the worst team in Europe is going to have the worst stats. I imagine once you post the same stats for our entire defence we will be steadfastly propping up that table as well - you are getting round to that aren't you, you know for balance and perspective?

Horseshit! Your point was he is 'the worst in Europe' - take a look at your post, that's your claim! The 'stats' aren't stats either, just made up bollocks xG created by spotty teenagers for spotty teenagers using subjective 'guesswork'.

Absolute horseshit! And your pointless xG bollocks chart proves nothing. It even says 'Big 5 European leagues', so claiming he's the 'worst in Europe' is disingenous at best. Unless you're telling me that Scotland is no longer in Europe and / or Scottish 'keepers are better than him? Statistics can be made to say anything you want I guess. He's faced more shots than all other teams than 6 on that chart (from what is available), suggesting that the team in front of him is absolutely dire at giving any sort of protection. And what the fuck is 'post shot xG' made up useless bollocks meant to mean?

They're laughing out loud at you as well - every couple of quid counts

20:00 : https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65271717

Because Merthyr is above sea level?

We haven't found out yet - ours are always taking us down hill

All professional football teams should rely heavily on 'hope'. Seems like the best business plan and has worked really well this season so let's have more of the same next season.

Which manager that is currently available (or even that isn't!!) is going to give us title winning form of four wins from five games in just over a week with the squad? And why the fuck didn't we choose that guy instead of Nathan fucking Jones, let alone Selles?

Semmens will be coach. Anderson will be DoF. Half time team talks will be replaced by a powerpoint presentation. Squad numbers are out in favour of this season's overall xG - these will be updated weekly with a green 'up' arrow or a red 'down' arrow to signify the player's current trend on the geeky app that SR own. No more money needs to be spunked up the wall.

Johnnyboy told us innocent Russian civilians were in mortal danger but no one wanted to listen!! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65344370 Bombed their own city! Clowns. Although the bomb left a 60ft crater damaging several buildings, with enough energy to throw a car onto the roof of a building, yet, amazingly, just two ladies were a little bit injured. This must be the new Russian bombs they've got from North Korea, smart little fuckers can limit the damage when the thick as shit pilot bombs the wrong town, either that or the Russian news agencies are telling porkies, but I know which one I believe!

I don't think that one counted as it wasn't an 'enquiry'.... Only reports from enquiries can be accepted.

Yep, that must be the one, the report from the enquiry. (I expect poor old Soggy is most likely outraged at the Casey report into the Met and confusing himself with all the rest of the police forces in the country - it's the only logical conclusion to his ramblings, but I'm sure he'll clear it up for us shortly, either that or he's waiting for James O'fucking Brien to tell him which enquiry is being referred to).

You know, the enquiry reports, the ones from the enquiry.

Is that your point or James O'Brien's?

Not sure I want the 'financial guy' deciding what / who is and isn't going to be rubbish on the field....

Not sure you need to be in any camp. If Semmens is carrying the can for the transfers, which he seems to be at the moment, then why were so many people so upset when our recruitment team were poached! Whilst he was / is part of the transfer committee, I suspect (and hope to God!) his involvement is purely from a financial basis and whether we can afford the demands, rather than deciding whether or not the players would be a good fit for the squad.

His Twitter feed told him not to like anything English.