Weston Super Saint

Memo to Tamesaint, don't start threads with smileys in the title

And that was from the Mank twat!

Beaten by the under 17s.

Klopp's kids

Wankers

The persistent fawning is vomit inducing.

That! That right there is why you are, without a shadow of doubt, the greatest wind up on the innernetz.

Luckily, I think he might be cup tied for the Scouse game.

That's how the Welsh Wonder started to melt down - that one was a lot quicker though.

I worry about your search history.

He could. He won't.

Because he's not looking forward to it! Presumably because he knows as well as we do that we'll be slaughtered sticking to the same tactics.

Although Liverpool up next which is probably as close as he'll get. I think this will be our next 9-0.

Did he have no say in Stewart?

We'll keep him. Like our manager, we have no plan B.

Jesus wept. Another "it's fine to lambast the Jews" article. We get it, you don't like Jewish people. No need to include it in every single post / rant.

Must be close to Kyiv by now, surely?

Surely he stays at a 6 if we go up, given the expectation this season was promotion?

Equality act says they must be paid the same, male or female for doing the same job. Not sure you can have a junior or senior commentator - they both do the same job, talk bollocks about football!

Just checked, it doesn't look very happy and I'm worried the heating won't come on later.

Just to confirm, are you saying that female commentators doing the same job are "junior" to their senior male colleagues?

I imagine they can get more cash for wrongful death than negligence?

Especially with better resources available.

I'd like to renegotiate the terms of the buy option for my house. I am 'not ready' to pay what the bank said I should pay. I guess they've got as much chance as I have!

Sure. Paul Merson is a role model. Loads of things he can teach the young 'uns.