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As mentioned, I've never watched it so can't give a personal opinion on their programming / news reporting. Their website states their Editorial charter as the following - I'm sure Ofcom will be only too pleased to receive legitimate complaints about their coverage :

I think anyone with any common sense understands what soggy is referring to here....

Is Aribo staying?

I'd have been happy with just one of them being the star of the show instead of the dross we got served up.

Why? I've never watched it, don't intend to do so either, but even the Ofcom website states their remit is : Source Seems to me that all the criticism thrown at GB News at the moment is that it is doing exactly that and making sure its target audience sees programmes that it wants to see!

Investigation from whom? The MET police have already stated that nothing illegal has happened so they won't be investigating. Do you want his employer to investigate? Is it really any of their concern what he does with his money after they've paid him? Is it also up to them what happens to the money he gives to other people? If so, should they be investigating Shell when he fills his car up? The 'victim' (who has said they aren't a victim at all) is 20. Their parents have no say in what they do with their lives so they can shout as much as they want about investigations, drug habits, wasted money etc etc, it makes fuck all difference.

Would you believe that there's this fucking plank for a start?

Happened to me about 12 years ago. Got as far as I was going to get in my first career and turned down offers to go higher. Changed careers completely, started at the bottom and have risen through the ranks. Some say cream rises to the top, others that shit floats. Who cares when the pay goes in at the end of the month 😉 If you aren't happy in your job do something else. Life is too short to spend half of it in a shit job. *Cue some weirdly obsessed non funny joke about sweeping or mopping from Lamesaint.

I think we all know the answer to that. Soggy is the world's greatest wind up merchant that has everyone wrapped around his little finger. Ask Tamesaint, he'll tell ya.

You don't get "snapped" full stop. There is a camera at the beginning of the zone that notes your reg and the time you went past it. A second camera at the end of the zone does exactly the same thing. The distance between the two cameras is fixed therefore your average speed is calculated. If you are over the average for that section you will theoretically get a ticket (I suspect you need to be quite a bit over the average though, say closer to 60 than 50). Similar principal in France between the toll booths - which is why you tend to see the fast cars waiting at the second one before going through having driven as fast as they can between them 😉

Was JWP there? And if so, does he have permission from his Mrs to leave the house?

Is it too late to get Selles back?

Must be. But I imagine it was sent privately via a 'dating' app....

He needs to be very careful if he's prepared to do that! He may be meeting his maker before the end of another 4 years in office and that dismissal may not go down too well with the big fella in the clouds.

No idea about Biden's religious beliefs, but if, as you say, he is Catholic, why on earth would he oppose these abortion bans? The Catholic church opposes ALL forms of abortion from the moment of conception (with very few morally legitimate exceptions). Surely he should be celebrating this abortion ban victory and campaigning for the number of weeks to be reduced even further - unless he's not really a Catholic?

Unless we never find out who it is (officially). Then they can carry on as normal - like they have since the beginning of May

If the person's parents are saying that the person was 17 and the person is saying nothing illegal happened, then there is no chance of proving illegality. Immorality on the other hand - especially from a representative of the BBC - will certainly damage the presenters career, especailly if they've lied about it to try and cover it up

No idea. Something Lamesaint has invented whilst claiming he's definitely not obsessed with me.

Bless.

No, you stated that you wanted them to 'raise a decent amount' - suggesting that victory was already in the bag. At no point have you mentioned the impossibility of sueing twitter users - until I pointed it out to you....

In a world where school kids can identify as a fucking cactus, a grown man choosing to identify as Scottish doesn't really cut it anymore in the "things that are weird" stakes.

Presumably he identifies as Scottish given he played for Scotland....

Wow, that's a fast volte face even for you. Your statement "would be nice if they raised a decent amount" suggested you believed without doubt they would be successful, it's just the award amount that needed to be determined.

And who are "they" exactly? Do you have to prove your name and address when you create a twitter account? If not, how do they sue them? Unless you can take @purpleheadedstrangler69 and similar weird accounts to court?

Normally I would assume that this was a sarcastic response. Given that it's you, I suspect you genuinely believe that Gary and Rylan will be getting together to sue thousands of right wing twitter users. I don't have a twitter account but do they have some kind of flag on them on something to identify which ones are the 'right wing' ones, just to make sure they don't accidently include a 'left wing' one in their sue-ing frenzy 🤣🤣🤣