Weston Super Saint

Monarch

It's an 'underground economy' now so as not to offend anyone - well, at least until the badgers rise up and take offence.

Does this mean we're not going to get PoTtEr?

Holmes and Watson?

Ministry

Who the fuck is Neil Jones? Have we appointed and sacked another Manager already? Ankerson out!

Absolute classic. I assume you didn't bother to check out the link showing their balance sheet? Borriersaint asked if anyone is going to help them out, but the finances say they don't need any help.

Importance

Same person.

Skinner

Ta da! Maybe work on spelling the simple words correctly though

Presumably that is a news piece from December 2020, given that the transition period was due to "end in four days" as per the commentary (and the ticker bar announces an emergency that was declared at Queen Elizabeth hospital that happened on 28th December 2020). Glass Eels Limited (the company they are doing the piece on), certainly didn't fold as a result of the changes : https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/02441662/filing-history If anything, their balance sheet for the following year shows the company had a pretty similar financial position : Published Balance Sheet They've even got their own plane for transporting the eels (https://glasseel.com/ tail number is G-EELS) Not sure your twitter feed is as up to date as you think it is, but still, good job you found an article that's over 2 years old to prove your point....

He walks around wearing clown shoes and ringing a fucking bell. No ban is unjustified.

It goes against the new grain though. Selles hasn't previously been fired so in that respect hasn't learnt from his mistakes. Garcia, on the other hand, has been fired so presumably will come back stronger. Not that I think it's one of the most mental philosophies, no sir, not at all.

It's definitely a fine art, but I reckon you've nailed it.

Not really, it's mainly salad items that are short....

Apparently Russia had a 'test firing' of one of their ICBMs yesterday - just before Putin announced he was taking his ball and going home and not playing with the nuclear treaties anymore. Would you believe that the rocket failed to launch. All fear the mighty Russian bear

Don't worry, she was presenting not winning.

To prove their point, they used Twitter posts from Terri White and Nadine White to complete the whitewashing.

Nah. We just save the special posts for when we know you are looking

Is @hotsaint the one who couldn't remember how long they've lived in Luton?

It means 'pass the tissues' to spotty teenagers in bedrooms and geeks who rely on spreadsheets too much.

Christ on a bike! If that can happen to one of the fittest people on the planet, then what chance do us mere mortals have?

Pattern

No end to his talents! Had a cameo appearance on Saturday and then wins the tennis on Sunday, bloody legend! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/64700048