Weston Super Saint

You are legally obliged to inform your insurance company of any points received - although how much attention they pay to SP30s these days is negligible. No, it won't take away any no claims bonus - unless you had a crash while speeding and made a claim

I like the blue ones.

No, no they wouldn't. More likely a £50 fine and a week or so of community service

You [TDD not you LTC], mentioned you had faith in a certain manager of ours

Never mention putting expensive brandy into a fridge, blows all credibility out of the water!

Is it TSW

It was, until the pinch of salt bit! A true ITK would absolutely insist that the info they give is cast iron rock solid guaranteed.....Source, sorry, too confidential for you plebians

I'm sure we'll get the ITK 'fluid situation' line trotted out

I predict a crash at 13:47 with the forum down until about 23:45 when Steve gets in from the pub....

LOL. Keep up Mr Cake! The press have been attending SMS for a press conference at 2.00pm for the last 112 Fridays. It's a finely tuned routine these days

Oh, we've all forgotten..... Marc Jackson / Lifelongsaint / Lifelongcherry has submitted one of his Walter Mitty bids to buy the club.....again : roll :

LOL. You mean you've missed the last 7 Fridays?

He also said the team were fired up and raring to go before every match

They weren't bought because they were no better than those clubs already have! Unlike us, maybe they have a policy of not bloating their squads with 'more of the same' :smt102

JP & MW made relegation inevitable

Nick, you've mentioned this twice today... Which assets could we have sold, and who [in their right mind] would have bought them? We tried to sell everything not nailed down in January didn't we, and there were no takers....

Opportunity to start again?

Holy sh1t! Has Morph Morphed?

D'oh!!! Still, a definite posting style change!

Finally! Some signs of a successful businessman

Thank you. Oh, you forgot IMHO on this post Freudian slip?

21 BILLION :shock:

They're all Groundhog Day Don't know why :smt102

Well you've either not been around very long, or not been paying any attention whatsoever if these 'tactics' surprise you in the slightest

What about Ground Hog day? Its funny cos the same thing seems to be happening over and over again.