Weston Super Saint

Sooperdooper Mikey f'sure.

Apart from the one about not bothering to pay taxes

Sounds a little like my daughter. She developed a rash the other day - small spots, dry, not itching - mainly on her limbs but not on torso. Been to docs - twice today! - and they say it is most likely some non specific rash associated with a virus. Causing a fever, around 38.5 to 39 degrees C, easily controlled with Paracetamol. However it is now causing her joint pain in ankles and arms. As others have already done, would suggest a visit to the docs is in order, but there are a lot of viruses about at the moment, which is the more likely culprit. We can probably rule out STDs for our 6 year old!

How about copying Mr Bean's style? Maybe give it a good six months before resorting back to your predictable boring current style? Should work a treat in this medium.

I believe he has got himself a job Looks like it's one without innernetz access.

Delldays has been spotted on the first day of his hunt for a new career

Lol. I guess credibility is a fickle thing in Portsmouth. Perhaps they're confusing credibility with notoriety - you know, the kind of reputation one would get if one was linked to the Russian mafia and organised crime

Have you tried Google maps street view?

Lol. It's not an exclusive club

You should take that as a 'no' then

To be fair, this was raised in one of the postings yesterday. It turns out that the Russians were turned down by Bompey, due to the American investigation - regarding the car company buyout - that proved they were linked with Russian organised crime. Still, an awesome find to discover that Marc(K - where did the 'K' come from all of a sudden!) Jackson was involved. Perhaps you should dig up the quote from yesterday - I think it was a snooze article - and email them the link to the Bompey forum that Guided Missile has quoted, complete with monkey chicken petting zoo

Lol, they didn't need to be at the game to realise he was a little unstable! After all, no-one in their 'right' mind would have taken the job on at Portsmouth in the first place

Not even the Nigerians would be stupid enough to believe Pompey had millions of pounds stashed away.

Hmmm, I wonder why he did not want to be named, perhaps Mr Storyteller has had enough quotes printed in the paper which turned out to be untrue I guess it all depends on your definition of 'trust' really.

Big innernetz. Maybe also life size porn.... Surely that there is your convincing argument?

If only your fans were still around to see it now. Where have they gone by the way?

I imagine something like this would work for you. http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/prods/networking/wirelessnetworking/wirelessextenders/WN2000RPT-100UKS.html Not done a huge search, but you could probably find cheaper ones out there.....

A long slow painful death, ending up with either liquidation, or a very long stay in the lower leagues, maybe even non league. What more could we ask for? Not even Nick could positively spin that one for the skates

Not sure which bit you were reading, but I don't see anyone taking any responsibility for decisions made. I see Lampitt saying, wait until the end of the season, and the we'll see - basically if they stay up, he'll claim all the credit, if relegated, he'll probably blame SC for not performing with the bestest team in the league. Meanwhile, SC is distancing himself from the policy in a 'not my fault guv' kind of way, thus pretending he is a really good manager, just lacking in resources.

It's facebook. If you've put information on there that is sensitive and you want to keep private, then that's your own fault. If you've put your bank details on there, can you let me know so I can get to all your money first! What else do you really put on there? Your name? probably; your address? doubt it unless you like stalkers; your phone number? lol at you if you did!; your email address? if it gets too much spam, get a new one - you did use a second one for receiving spam didn't you, and not your real one? People moaning about facebook and privacy really are some of the most stupid people on the planet. It's a site that shows off your information to the world. You decide what information to put on it, therefore you decide what the world sees. If you put anything private or sensitive on there, I guess you only have yourself to blame.

Take them out and put them in storage. Renting a property furnished is the same as sticking all your furniture into the street with a big sign on it saying 'take me, or destroy me, you choose'.

Luckily, he is somewhat lacking in the abilities department

Wrong. With his 80% charge over all players that get sold, it would put £400,000 into Chinny's pocket this month. I guess the skates can wave goodbye to the nugget then.

That's a bit harsh, and not sure Trousers deserves it just for starting the thread, but if it must be, then it must be.

Once Saint Boggy has mastered the apostrophe, maybe she could move on to how to use a 'space bar'?