Weston Super Saint

I can see what you are saying, and completely agree we don't want him near us. However, some Saints fans still give him the time of day, and massage his ego, so he won't be going anywhere! To say that he may have an affect on any of the other bids is laughable to be fair, and almost as ridiculous as his assertion that people on this very website frightened off his past 'suitors'

I'm assuming that is because you have an ipod already 'synced'... Itunes will only allow one ipod / iphone at a time, so you will need to un-sync one before the other can be synced - search google for how to do this...

FIFA??

Fixed it for you

Good to see the drugs are helping.

It's worth it just for the Meercats.

I tried. We're out of paper though

Nah, Madonna bought him

Red arrows.

Wednesday at 10.30pm. We are guessing for when he quits right?

Ikea

I think it was religious hatred rather than racial hatred....

I think you should have got a face tattoo, like this one

The OP states his friend has received notice...

Photocopiers

Well..... The wages were paid when Pinnacle entered into a 21 day [3 week] exclusivity period. The wages were paid one week later than they were supposed to have been. Assuming the wages are paid every four weeks - which is the norm these days isn't it? - then they will be due for payment again on.... That's right, you guessed it, this Friday

Or he hasn't even seen this silly thread...

Sundance Beast

It's alright, I've had a PM from the Farmer, and he says there is no need to worry about this silly rumour. He said he would have replied to it, but he was too busy checking for any updates in the Camel Toe fred in TMS.

Why? Anyone can make up a rumour! With 2 days to go, I imagine all involved have got a lot to do and really don't have time to quash every pointless, senseless rumour! No disrespect to MB, but he's not even prepared to name his source, which generally means the rumour is a load of old bollix anyway!

Maybe he has nothing to say?

Photocopier salesman / saleswoman

Like the wa she is looking to her right all the way through the interview?

Silly me, how could I forget

LOL. Will KH be along in a minute to add her two pence worth?