Weston Super Saint

They were trying to tell us what we're in for next season in terms of player ages

Where's Saintkip when we need him

+ gravity + falling in the snow = :smt102

to be fair the guys that sweep up work for the council....

Why would you take £50 for each one if you're running out of them? Surely that means demand is there, so you should keep your prices high to make a bigger return? Unless of course you aren't running out and you're desperate to shift them

Fixed

I've never been that cold :shock:

Michael Wilde?

Does he have a second name beginning with G or H???

I missed that bit!! The only mistake the school ever made was not putting you in the special dollard's class from day 1. Carrot cruncher.

Steak and Mushroom?

Jill = knock off Nigel.

Yet more evidence that GCSEs are getting easier. You can't even keep up with a bunch of convicts who can't speak the f*cking language properly FFS. Do your remedial, special classes and think yourself lucky that our Australian cousins have taken pity on you and not kicked you out completely PS It's dUllard not f*cking dOllard : roll :

I've got some news for you, that isn't a woman. It's SRS

Been twice and enjoyed it both times - despite being barely able to walk the second time!!! First time we stayed in Sante Fe hotel which was like Portsmouth with mexican food. Second time we stayed in Newport Bay Hotel, which was absolutely fantastic. Were the on park hotels value for money - no chance, but nor is Disneyland Paris - it certainly isn't a 'budget' holiday!! It wasn't so bad last summer at 1.4 euros per pound, but even then it was costing 30-40 euros for lunch in the park :shock: Will you enjoy it, you bet

Because we're not very good?

Whatever you do, don't forget the card, flowers and chocolates

Everyone that lives in America is a little bit odd...

You're either referring to Saintja[y] or St.David.....

Is that Scooby?

It's just more hyperbole and boIIocks.

I Lol'd. Then had to explain to Mrs WSS why, and who Barry was

Hey, that's not OUR [ex] Pele

Now that one is kewl

FFS! I bet the long winter nights just fly!