Weston Super Saint

If she's over 16, she's guilty of statutory rape.

I think you've missed the glaring fact that the lad is 14, and so morally[?], legally, and probably ethically, isn't in a position to make those decisions...

Mice have feelings too

Speak to the parents. They should know what to do!!

You'll have to speak to Mrs WSS though, because I can never get those things back in the box they came in!!

If they'd trained them properly in the first place....

What do you mean 'were'

You'll have to work what, maybe a whole extra week to make up for it :shock:

You're not expecting him to change his mind are you? Michael Wilde NEVER changes his mind........oh.......

£3.70 per month, per pensioner!!! They should never have missed such HUGE sums. Lowe Out!!!

I'm sure once the gun running drug dealer has had a 'word' their offer will be upped to £18m

It's a mouse not a fecking donkey FFS!

LOL. At least it might pay off 10% of your total debt....

He's worth 50 times that at least FFS. Who do these Spanish think they are!!!!11111111111

So more than £7 billion then? Well it will be in January

£7 billion?

I opened the loft hatch last week to get the Xmas tree down. I nearly sh1t my pants when something fell out, almost hitting me on the head. I then found out it was a dead mouse! Is it good luck or bad luck that out of all the loft he chose the hatch to keel over and die on?

The week before Xmas too :shock:

Half ten Saturday until midday Sunday eh? You genius you!!! Edit : Damn you and your sneaky edit!!

He's already proved [twice] that he hasn't got the hairy ones to pull something like that off

6 weeks that my Area Manager knows about

you really are in the sh1t if Hoddle is buying you :shock:

So, I really can't see what the fuss is about!! If a pensioner goes from Bournemouth to Blackpool, then Bournemouth pays for it. But that's fine isn't it, because the pensioner lives in Bournemouth, pays council tax, and thus effectively pays their own way! Working on the same premise that what goes up must come down, that pensioner will [more than likely] travel back from Blackpool to Bournemouth, and Blackpool will pay for it. But that's OK too isn't it? Surely that pensioner will not have done nothing while in Blackpool, so will probably have bought some goods, maybe visited a Restaurant and bought food, thus contributing to the local businesses of Blackpool, who will all have paid Business rates to Blackpool council, so the pensioner will effectively have paid their own way again..... I know what you're saying Bungle, but I really don't see that the problem is as bad as some of those councils make out. Take Brighton for example with it's higher than average bus charge bill in the summer - from your LGA figures, which conveniently don't point out that while Brighton will have a higher cost in the summer months, it's costs will be significantly reduced in the Winter when no-one goes to visit - but that is by the by, because while more tourists are visiting, the local council is earning more money isn't it??

Great news.

There wouldn't be much point in him going anyway. How many lapdogs actually have a say in how things are organised?