Weston Super Saint

Are you saying Wotton isn't prem quality :shock:

What about that fella from Al Murray's show, is he in?

I'm a PC and I wear a headband.

Boris is English isn't he?

Imagine what sort of position we could be in if the right person were to work full time at solving our problems

I'm not sure financially stable is correct. How many other contributing factors add to our monthly losses?? Presumably less fans doesn't just equal less income from tickets, but also programme sales, beer, food etc etc....

What else could possibly be the opposite of gold :shock:

Meh. Meh.

To be fair I'd love to have a choice NOT to pay that money. Can you buy some for me and send it in the post?

I'm assuming you and Adrian don't bother to vote in general elections either. After all, it's not like you can really change anything, so why bother eh?

Yo, Yo, Lowe must Go. [better than the Anfield rap, that one :shock: ]

Because diesel cars pay less car tax

89p a litre in Tescos with my 5p off voucher

You're joking right? I could probably name a couple of thousand people I'd like to see heading up SFC, starting with my goldfish.

I had to google Romy and Michelle :shock:

Not the best advert in the world for something which essentially is in the business of entertainment :shock:

Very true, we weren't 'bad', just no finishing product It's like having a chicken burger without the bun

And bigger hips.

I don't know, maybe because the comparison between kids who are made to go to school whether they like it or not, and professional footballers who get paid hundreds if not thousands of pounds per week for their chosen profession is technically invalid?

Indeed

Not if the owner / director had advertised that there would be even better food served up because of new working methods introduced

Adrian. When you go out to a restaurant and order a nice juicy steak, cooked how you like it, and you receive a mashed up pile of meat that looks like dog sh1t, and isn't cooked how you want it to be, do you just shut up, accept that the chefs are sh1t, can't do their job, eat what they serve you, and then happily pay the bill afterwards with a smile on your face? Oh, and do you go back in a fortnight's time knowing you'll repeat the experience all over again?

Lucky escape for Alan

Is she Alan's brother?

It won't make any difference whatsoever, as Lowe will still pick the team.