Weston Super Saint

I can see SMS from here and it looks like the agents from Chelsea, Arsenal and Manure are actually fighting each other to get in first. Incredible.

Maybe they include : getting up when the alarm goes off, getting dressed on his own, and working the toaster unsupervised :smt102

He wasn't there at the end - make of that what you will....

And contract

Have you ever eaten 'Whitby' Scampi in a restaurant?

Had to be done, no money, stave off administration, bank told us to, if only Crouch hadn't f::cked it all up etc etc etc....

But, but, but, isn't he the head honcho of a dynamic international investment bank

Since Manure tickets are only on sale to season ticket holders at the moment, you could say the club is treating some of the ST holders rather well, seeing as they have sold your excellent seats to another ST holder.

Washsaint, RinNy and Sumdunce Breast just sent me a PM and said you could borrow these off them any time you wanted....

No, I see what you mean, he's never in the paper or anything.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article2010060.ece

Then it'd probably be an apple not a brick :smt102

Albus Dumbledore.

Not really. He had a house in the country and swapped it for one next to an airport Perhaps there is some overriding reason why he did this, maybe for the transport links of the M11, perhaps he had a job at the airport so bought the house out of convenience....

Have you been staying away for five years

Scooby doo?

And yet he still bought a house next to an airport. I wonder what he thought they were going to do...

Hmmmmm Dark hair and a moustache eh? I bet it was Graeme Souness :shock:

£5?

Then we could re-introduce the poll tax and really get things going backwards

She lives in Oxfordshire

It wouldn't be if Oxford built a regional airport

At the rate things are going, it's great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren. It's almost the same as saying that neanderthal man didn't give a monkeys about how many Great Woolly Mammoths he left for us to look at

1. You can check in 'online' before you fly - or even at a self check in computer when you get there. Providing you have no luggage it is a 1 minute job. 2. Internal flights require only 20 minutes to check in, not two hours. 3. You would have to drive to the train station to catch the train anyway. 4. You would still need to arrive before the train left - probably about 10 minutes to be safe. 5. We don't have, nor are we even close to having a high speed rail network.

What if we scrapped the railway network all together and just used planes? After all the Ozone layer is closing back up isn't it, and we are still pumping that nasty CO2 into the atmosphere. Oh, and the global warming that CO2 was to blame for has stopped too.

Frankly, I can't see any Government that implements that sort of policy lasting past the next election. Political suicide is never going to be on the agenda for the people who's livelihoods depend on being in power.