Weston Super Saint

Oh to be on a tracker. Oh that's right I am

Hmmmmmmmm There's always the old drop it on the floor trick - foot got caught in the power cable - beyond repair, and needs replacing

When was it repaired before? Presumably before the 12 month warranty was up. If it is the same issue coming back, then the repair MUST have been warrantied for a further 12 months, thus they are obliged to sort the issue.

How long has she had it? If it's not too long then she can demand a refund and buy from a decent retailer. If I were her, I would take it down there with all the packaging and demand a refund very loudly, refusing to leave until she gets one, they will cave in very quickly when other customers leave the shop empty handed

These people that are buying wood burning stoves, are they really very selfish? So, they're gonna save a few quid on the old leccy and or gas bills, but at what cost? Wood is of course needed to fuel these burners, but that means chopping down trees. Trees which at the moment are happily turning that nasty carbon dioxide stuff into glorious oxygen. Oh, and the bi-product of them burning the wood, more of that nasty carbon dioxide, that can't be recycled because the trees have been chopped down. So, good on 'em for saving a few quid on the bills, or boo to 'em for speeding up global warming / climate change or whatever it's name is these days??

Big bonfire. Where would you build it?

Que?

The fred title is who would you burn, and technically Jacko would only melt....

Little Britain have been doing that for a number of years.

They've got clever kids in Spain.

Wurzel Gummidge

So, some of them you've done recently :shock:

The long winter nights must have flown :shock:

Have you tried pinching their noses?

Seven.

Hmmmmm remember you're in the Muppet Show.

I'm gonna plump for a c ocktail of a number of substances. It's not looking good for the new road signs on the M27

Probably decided to stay at home and watch on telly.

I found a pic of her...

Maybe PL is the only person who could see them

1926.

It's driving me dotty

The whole M27?

And I'm still waiting for the f::cking flowers.

Too many dots...