Weston Super Saint

Smooth as a baby's bum.

The council ??

My cheeks are still recovering :shock:

Whatever happens don't let DSM move it. I'm sure you all remember what happened to the last forearm when he moved a fred

We should definitely sign him. How long until he is fit, is it 6 or 9 more months?

Moving to England should help then

I'd rather see if he's any good at right back.

And yet no-one has questioned why his contract was canceled. I'm guessing it wasn't because he was too good

Lol. That reminds me of the time someone on here was convinced I was Andrew Oldknow

It's teh look :shock:

Now you sound like Mrs WSS

To be fair, I consider all Africans - black white pink yellow and green - to be far less American than any colour American ones Edit : good job I got the quote in before the edit

I don't usually do these, because lunch is a rarity for me - don't worry though because I make up for it at dinner Today I shall be paying a visit to my very pregnant sister, and we shall have soup, crusty bread and cheese. How French is that?

Are you really asking me, or did you quote the wrong person?

Seikh [sic] and you shall find.....

Was Fred and French Jew, slightly coloured with a large nose?

Because he can't start his own freds....

Probably claimed for Mrs Hatch's jewelery.

French and a big nose. We're doomed.

Me too. But that thigh does look rather large :shock:

Who, DSM? I'm sure he's mentioned a house or two.

Hey, where did your jelly baby thingy go?

Should we refrain from using such terms as 'The Quisling'?? Isn't it on a par with Scooby's performance art and 'Insect Crouch'?

I sense a conspiracy :shock: