Very true.
Mon - work.
Tues - take daughter out somewhere.
Weds - close pub early so the losers that sit in the pub all day will be encouraged to go and talk to their family.
Thurs - do xmas lunch then kick everyone out of pub as early as possible so I can have my Christmas.
Fri - charge extra for all meals because it's bank holiday. Close pub early to encourage the losers that sit in the pub all day to go and do something with their lives.
Sat - not a lot, maybe go to a panto if I can get tickets.
Sun - wonder why I no longer get annoyed when Saints get thrashed.