Weston Super Saint

We can only wonder what the Spuds fans are making of this interview!! I think I'd be pretty p1ssed off if I was one!

Never been one to put his special [turn] coat on

Sounds like Pompey's sugar daddy is running out of pennies!!

To be fair to Portsmouth though, I wonder how much Tony Adams was responsible for their recent successes???

Saturday was crap, but it looks like Sunday will be very funneh!

But now he's grown up, he's a money fan

Started on Saturday. But, can someone explain the format - of this competition, rather than a twenty20 game - and how we've ended up with the teams that we have in the 'final'??

She went to bed with a sore throat. She didn't accept my proposal would cure her sore throat. So, you'll have to listen to my whining

I think he'll take the fifth.....

Risking the future of the club by loaning out our only player capable of scoring goals?

Lowe's busy writing the script right now

Now

This is the kind of comment I struggle with. Why can we not slag off the youngsters? If they wear the shirt and draw a wage for playing, then they are a fair target as far as I'm concerned if they don't perform.

I don't think Jan will be here then

That's Tuesday's pre match hype on the OS. How did you manage to get this scoop?

Can the last one to leave turn the lights out

I'm still LOLling at the fact that the ex-executives that Wilde appointed who then stitched him up, whom he then slagged off on here - under the guise of Saint Marc - who all subsequently left when Crouch came along, could technically sue the man who gave them the job in the first place Weird and wacky times we live in, but the irony would keep Trousers going for years!!!

It's fine for her needs! Checking emails and the occasional 'surf', plus viewing a few pictures.

Don't watch them then??

I bet Saint Marc is sh1tting himself

It's alright, he's got a 3 year contract where he'll play when fit. We should be able to tell by then

So basically.... He can't score, but he sets up lots of chances. Nobody else has proved they can score regularly. The one player we had left that has proved he can do just that has been sent on loan. But we should still be happy about this

Christ, we're even deeper in the sh1t than I thought!

HAY! Stop it.

Jet lag?