Weston Super Saint

5. Hatch beat me to it

I think we need a poll to decide a shortlist.

She meant Bath Saint. She said she doesn't class you as a friend

Happy now?

David Cameron?

I would go with all of the Children of the Corn films - was there five of them?

You can't post that :shock: I did LOL though.

Does he know they won't give him any change?

Equally, I wonder if Preston will be thinking that if they don't win by 4 or 5 goals it will be a major step backwards for them

Will Preston be fielding the same team as last season?

My brother is asking us to do the same thing - with the big rocket... I'm going to get one of those multi firework things, where you light it once and lots of rockets go up - buy one get one free in Homebase too....

Start - computer : it's on the left of that page, drag it back onto the desktop...

Unfortunately the only negative is we don't pass the ball into the goal. Oh, and we can't defend either

Rule 1?

And when the players aren't at it, the uber fans take over

WTF is a minkey?

Has the examiner underlined the word elephant because the pupil appears to have made up the word elephart instead? Would the pupil have got full marks if it were not for his inability to spell elephant?

What happens when UEFA and other governing bodies decide that games should be played 'behind closed doors'? Do both teams suddenly develop an inability to even kick the ball

Sadly if the team are 100% focussed and committed to winning games, I fear their best just isn't good enough

If 1,000 people showed up to watch me play, I'd be over the moon.

Lol.

That far off from what, an assassination

LOL @ this thread having more conspiracy theories than the whole of the good ol US of A!!!! Long Shot has an agenda, which to me seems to be to get rid of Lowe and Wilde, which personally I don't think is a bad thing, but let's face it, there aren't going to be any assassinations or law suits because of a bit of billy bullsh1t posted on an innernetz forearm.