Weston Super Saint

I need it all the time for my dry leathery skin. Am I a gheyer?

It's AN 'S' not A 'S'. HTH.

I don't know who either of those are Am I too old?

Betty Swollocks

Are you Nick I?

LOL I'll even give you a card so you can serve the customers!

Can I swap you for Mrs WSS from 7.00pm to 9.00pm??

You know Laurel from Emmerdale

You do not want to hear what pigeon hole girlies with striped jumpers go in :shock:

Oh yes they do!!! Just not very good ones.... I imagine INS has a cupboard full of stripey jumpers

Stripey jumper = personality. T-shirts that have "I'm with stupid" printed on them = no personality.

Is it because she drinks from the furry cup?

I can see what you mean

Does he call you timmy?

Some people will go to any lengths to cover up their true feelings

Short dark hair = Lesbian. FACT!

Nope

He's having a month off to re-acclimatise. Don't worry though, we've got an 8 year old wonder kid - he's scored a hat trick against the under 9 team - ready to take his place.

That is what Ponty wrote. I read it as "I'll have number 2 please, with a cherry on top".

Maybe he learnt what the terms "Offence" and "Deeeeeefence" mean, and explained the off side rule?

Slow news week?

I have no idea how much, so cannot say.... If it is anything other than performance based, it is too much

The club doesn't have to do well for him to pay himself a nice juicy salary

Number 4, maybe.... I would have gone for number 3, but after MB's been there :shock:

I was hoping for some Bridget links