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Quality. He should make a huge difference, and will breathe some confidence into the defence when playing out from the back

Look what happened the last time Jermaine got too comfortable...

True. Just the action of pushing your head into someone is violent conduct. Sometimes players try to stay on their feet in the box, stumble, but still get a shot away. You'd think the ref would see that the contact hindered the chance, thus having to decide if an advantage was gained. I understand though that this is much more of a grey area. It's too easy to go down.

Referring back to BBD's hurty head, I don't like diving one bit, and want it stamped out of the game... ...however, I've heard a number of pundits suggest on numerous occasions that if a player is touched in the box, he has the right to go down, whether the contact was enough to bring him down or not. So how is what BBD did any different? He's gone down after minimal contact in order to gain an advantage. I'm not advocating it, though some pundits were losing their shit over this. Clearly we need much stricter action towards diving, though how are BBD's actions any different to what some deem allowable?

Naughty boy. He was presenting Talk Sport on the drive home with his namesake Pennant.

Top stuff, will have to give it a whirl. So much football, so little time!

Interesting, cheers bud. I've only seen the first season of Welcome to Wrexham. Maybe I'll find time to give the others a go at some point.

Is it genuinely worth a watch?

Chelsea set to sign Mike Penders from Genk for £17m. Will be their 8th keeper.

Wonder if RM will find Lucy's pocket of space and open up a gap in her formation. Full on grot.

Russell's got Pinder On the offensive, enjoy the ride... ...And repeat

A good old MB rule 1 👍

Puts Brentford in a bit of a pickle, especially with Toney willing to run down his contract. May try and get Toney sold now to fund one or two replacements.

Everton interested too, apparently.

Absolutely - would be a massive upgrade.

This is nice!

...imagine she'll be a good acquisition?

Valenciennes.

Wrong finger?

Genuine lols combined with factual truth. Society needs more of this.

Especially like the away.

And he'll be aware that we hate Pompey. And he'll be aware that we hate Pompey.

Sweets for my sweet Sugar for my right back Your first touch thrills me so We'll look a little bit silly if it turns out he has a first touch like a trampoline.

That Barnsley strip is horrendous.