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Not least because of having so many players having had Russball drilled into them. We still haven't shaken all of those suicidal tendencies as Stoke showed.

Fair play for never letting his head drop during last season's shit show. The good wishes are slightly tarnished by the way he left but on balance, good luck to the lad. At least he didn't get ChatGPT to write his farewell. More excited by who we've got lined up than getting fussed over a player that's brought us decent profit.

Much like the playoff final the Rangers players may get lost in the occasion and not follow instructions.

Surely the best outcome is a hard fought draw to give them hope and prolong the train crash? That being said I'm also here for sacked-by-september.

Our social media team are going to have a rough few days.

But Downes was really good in the Championship two years ago....

But he's proven he can score lots at this level a few years ago....

"Obviously my appearance is far more important than the team" Almost perfect body language. Just missing the smile wince at the end of answering a question he doesn't like.

So used to getting our fifth desperation choice(s) over the line at the 11th hour after a string of public links. Soertysan aside, this is all very unSaintsy.

How to say "I'm not a model professional" without saying you're not a model professional.

Come for whining about the Dibling transfer. Stay for the post transfer trolling.

Because scouts the world over have been fighting over getting Joe Slothwell to build their midfields around and Max Arrons marauding from right back. Martin has done incredibly well in spite of having those forced on him.

He's already managed to coach them to not defend crosses, or press players around the box, or pick up runners. Remarkable in such a short space if time. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/cvgnypj99xxo

Before the match "we're still in every competition with a good chance" After the match "we just qualified for the Europa League under difficult circumstances"

Somebody fire up the ROFLcopter

At least Rangers fans can expect the full "game would've been very different without that that decision" piece of performative art in the post match interview to add to their collection.

5-0

Doubtful. The people in charge are really calm about the project. And everyone Martin speaks to tells him how supportive they are. Including Fergie.

Honorable mention to the team effort of pressing to force the turnover in a dangerous position.

Archer!

Be careful. This is the kind of blue sky ideation that Rasmus might want to turn into a Ted talk.

We asked for a number 10 and we get a reserve keeper. How's that for being born under a bad sign?