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Ross Stewart will fire us to promotion.

Cmon. We've got a plucky 3-3 draw in us soon

Stop changing the team every week. I know some changes are forced but there's no chance for players to settle. Play our three most dangerous players: Edozie, Alcaraz, Sulemana. Downes and Charles in central midfield. For some modicum of protection. Stop playing Holgate. Preferably send him back to Everton. That would be a start. And if Bazunu hasn't stopped palming the ball to attackers or learned to jump get a new keeper in January (or sooner). Then somehow get Stewart fit because Adams is still not the striker to lead our line.

I'm torn here. The last month has been shocking but we really need some stability. Changing manager every 12 games or so isn't helping us. That being said there has to be a manager who can get a tune out of these players. Ross Stewart can't be fit soon enough.

There comes a point where I have to wonder whether spending the last couple of hours of my life stapling my cock to the table might have been a better use of time.

I remember when we bossed possession against teams. Miss those days.

More like 4fucksake

Is it too soon to start talking relegation battle? Are we onto the must win 6-pointers yet?

Rough on Edozie and Alcaraz. Kind on Smallbone and Armstrong

Oh good. Another season of transfer window hindsight.

Maybe a shit show

AdamA is not a wide attacking midfielder. He can play behind a main striker. He can't dribble and won't commit his man and stretch play. He will work hard but that way lies Elyounoussi.

One minute you're on Sky Sports. The next you have to go to Shrewsbury and talk about your daughter in law.

Having Charles and Downes is key here

Only a booking?

7/10 because I don't want another season talking about 9/10. We made some good money, the club weren't pushovers. We have good options in all positions. We cleared out some of the bloat though a lot on loan. Any window that Stephens becomes captain can't be rated higher than a 6. Any window in which you sign The Loch Ness Drogba can't be lower than an 8. Hope that Sully and Che get their heads straight. Excited to see what Ballard can do at Reading. COYR

I'd still count that as a win.

If we're playing 2 centre backs we should play the best 2. If Harwood-Bellis and ABK are better then Stephens then I'd rather have awkward....

That's like picking Elyounnousi as an attacking midfielder because he's good against the ball.

To be fair they showcased not wanting to play for Jones pretty thoroughly. Plus not buying into a world in which case Elyounoussi was first name on the team sheet every week.

Maybe we all need less fishpaste in our lives

Fuck me, are the Sunderland shirts actually fireproof?

Either KWP or Downes. Probably KWP as Downes is a loan in.

A quick trawl of the interwebz suggests Onuachu on loan to Metz Mara to stay ABK to stay (not sure I believe this one as I suspect Dortmund are trying to negotiate on price) Roberts bid made Che to Wolves Stewart in (bid accepted) Aribo to Verona If all that comes to pass then I'd be pretty happy as we could end up having a first team of GK: Bazunu RB: KWP LB: Manning CB: Harwood-Bellis, ABK CM: Downes, Charles/Smallbone AM: AArmstrong/Alcaraz Wingers: Edozie/Fraser, Roberts/Amo-Ameyaw CF: Stewart That already looks a whole lot more balanced than last season with some real quality in the spine of the team. That's a team that's going to be exciting to follow. Not sure how Bednarek, Stephens or SArmstrong get a look in

Chelsea are the same hot mess as last season then. How many midfielders is too many?